This one has all the classic random elements: random profanity, blasphemy, lust, hatred, violence, and overall silliness. And to top it all off, I opened to this one (at random), and discovered that this person is a one-hit wonder. Many miles away, however, something crawls from the slime of the bottom of a dark Scottish lake ...

SHIT FOX! by Captain_Spencer 5-31-01

ONE DAY IN JESUS TOWN... So, you like.. stuff? shut up Woah, hey there poncho, no need for violence I HATE YOU! ow. fucker.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Yay, my post finally got 100 messages!

I am so pathetic.

After reading through a few random comics, having nothing else better to do while eating my beef korma, I discovered this gem.

Untitled by NeoVid 9-15-01

Most of these comics make no sense. *SNORT* NOW they're funny!

Wait a minute! You can have *beef* korma? I gotta get me some of that!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That's nothing - you should try kangaroo stroganoff some time.

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Bazilla, I also recommend a little something called strychnine. It's delicious!

Oh, and I also found this strip on the front page which made me laugh although it'd be funnier if death didn't say anything in the last panel.

Tucci and Alek, Part 2 by nero1204 9-24-01

SWEET MASTURBATING CHRIST!! what did you do to alek! you were watchign werent you pussy boy? but....but.....but, what happened to his head....and his insides i slaughtered him with my scythe, did you expect this to be pretty? you ruin everything! this is the worst birthday ever..... worst? try last...

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Bazilla, I also recommend a little something called strychnine. It's delicious!

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You big meanie, but it was funny.

Beef Korma - substitute beef for lamb when cooking.

Here is another random comic that deserves a mention.

Wino kung-fu #7 by elhijodestoker 5-27-01

More heretical profundities... Nobooooody knows... the troubles I've seen... Noboooody knows... but... FUCKING HELL.

Close your quotes, honey.

Here, I'll do it for you...

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Poetic Representation by djsparkydog 1-26-02

Nitzche God is Dead. Damn right I am. H.P. Lovecraft BLAAAAAAAARGH... (slobber) (drool) Daddy? Harry Potter Magical wizards blah blah muggles blah blah third quarter profits enough to buy your soul blah blah Somebody call ASPCA... Harry uses me to light his joints... and treats me like a scotsman treats his pet sheep.

I loved the first panel, especially.

Nice idea, just wasn't fully executed.

A bill.... read right to left by Fugazijars 2-09-02

10:00 a.m Saturday Morning oh wow, too much...   ?   a bill... hey, whats is that you got there oh buddaroo? your mom... whats the bill for?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I just found this strip, featuring a proto-Javier and proving once and for all that I don't have an original bone in my body.

Death Becomes Her by Shed 3-09-01

Tyler has just graduated from Hogwarts... Time to try out my powers... Dum de dum... Lumos maura! Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! Yes! Wah wah wah wah...

This is just like that time I found a transformers strip from last june:

Weirdness on a Saturday Afternoon by shadow77 6-02-01

Not so fast! It ppears as though I have won, Jesus. You are doomed! Ha HA! WHAAAT? Transformers: Robots in Extremely Clever Disguise Meet Optimessiah Prime! Nooooo! Damn you, Autobots!

Gary wants a BJ by Outrider 11-25-01

Little Gary thinks a bit too much of himself Get over here and suck my wank bitch. WHAT!!! Cmon it's the white house you fat whores are supposed to put out. BOY i bet my clit is longer than that thing! What makes you say that? You're wearing spandex.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

...especialy when the you find regs that don't post.

I mean people that make comics for awhile but dont go to forums... they have a big profile with their homesite and link to their friends comics... yet their latest comic is still uterly nooblike.
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=65964

What are you talking about? That guy was actually pretty good.

I especially liked this one:

The waiting is the REAL punishment by greyson 12-27-01

In the final days of Jesus Christ, he recieves a pilgramage of knowledge seekers Dear Jesus, why are boogers green? Hey Jesus, do you think you could spare a few dollars for a pack of smokes? Dear santa, I want a pony, and a bicycle, and a dolly, and a dress for my dolly, and a..... Why couldn't those damn romans just shoot me in the head,

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I liked this one.

Looks are always deceiving by greyson 3-03-02

Greyson decides what to do with his newly acquired leper turned Jennifer Love Hewitt Lets see, you did the dishes, laundry, and vacuumed. What next? Why dont you lie down and I'll show you.... Greyson experiences something he's never experienced before oh yeah, oh baby, that feels great! you like that? i can show you more... *slurp* A leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt is still a leper uh, is that supposed to happen? uh like that thing that just fell off? *retch* hey baby, it's alright... just close your eyes

It's been a good day, I also discovered this guy:

Why I Hate Porn by stormcloud 12-09-01

Hello? Can I help you? Pizza delivery, Ma'am. I've got your extra large sausage here. It's real hot, and warm, just the way you like it. But I didn't order a pizza! You didn't? You mean you didn't order this huge slab of beef, to be given to you while its still nice and hard? No, but hold on, let me put on my high heels and take my bra off, and you can come in. Oh, wait. This is for the guy next door. Thanks anyway!

Plus I seem to be having a sudden rush of ideas myself. Hurrah!

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I liked this one.

Looks are always deceiving by greyson 3-03-02

Greyson decides what to do with his newly acquired leper turned Jennifer Love Hewitt Lets see, you did the dishes, laundry, and vacuumed. What next? Why dont you lie down and I'll show you.... Greyson experiences something he's never experienced before oh yeah, oh baby, that feels great! you like that? i can show you more... *slurp* A leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt is still a leper uh, is that supposed to happen? uh like that thing that just fell off? *retch* hey baby, it's alright... just close your eyes

Okay...in spite of the obvious insult of being compared to that dingbat "Love", I found myself chuckling wickedly, then laughing hysterically.

2 Nips up!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Must not laugh in the computer lab... Must not laugh in the computer lab... Must not laugh in the computer lab... Must not laugh in the computer lab...

Breasts by aran 5-31-01

Your breasts make me horny, even though they're just ink Do they now... Your breasts make me horny even though they're just pixels I'm flattered Your breasts make me horny even though you're a man !!!

Office Assistant Meets Mr. Neep Neep. by Livewire 4-09-02

You seem to be composing a form letter. Would you like to use the wizard? Buttfucker.

awwwww that rascally Clappy.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Nell's first phonodisc. by grampus 4-06-01

Kiss me. ... ... We can't.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

art by phle 3-13-02

Moim zasadniczym problemem jest tragiczny wrêcz brak wyczucia w kwestii fundamentalnych kwestii estetycznych. Za³ó¿my ¿e ja (JA!) siedze i my¶lê (D£UGO MY¦LÊ) o tak banalnej zdawa³oby siê sprawie jak humorystyczna zbitka s³owna zwana potocznie puent±, gdy tym czasem inni... YYYRK!! no w³a¶nie chujowa karma...

More Eastern European Hijynx?

Serial Slapper does online dating by andywaterworth 5-21-01

Tired with the round of pubs, clubs cheesy chat up lines and one night stands Serial slapper looks for new options

If you read that strip backwards, it actually says

"I killed Billings and ate his testicles"

seriously.

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Dad was flammable

I thought this guy was a regular for a minute...

Letters to Satan by Katiente 10-21-01

Meaning to write to Santa, dyslexic Tommy sent out his wish list. Hey boss, you got another letter. Just add it to the pile. Tommy anxiously awaited opening his gifts from Santa! Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brought me that furby I wanted! I hope he did too son. And instead of a furby, he got a floating head that would sing Mariah Carey's greatest hits, non stop. That must be the closest thing to hell. Dream lover come rescue me...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

based on a tru strory wich was based on an untrue story.

Modern Times by John_Ashcroft 11-30-01

I think I just caught Anthrax! You're under arrest! Whatcha' in for? They said I was a terrorist. Meanwhile, back in Afghanistan

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