I vote Rabid'ly

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I vote for Rabid_Weasle as well. I'm still looking for a category to stick some of my comics in however =P.

To answer all your questions:

1. A helpful moderator* could easily compare IP addresses to verify who the real culprit is yadda yadda yadda meddling kids, in case of identity theft.

2. For this category ONLY I'll open up the contest to people who created aliases in 2003, but who have been around longer. However I'm making it a condition that you reveal your alias's identity if you joined earlier than '03.

3. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" is found guilty of being a contradiction. I rule that it appear on the final year paper of philosophy students for 18 months, with a further 6 months as a Boolean impossibility, fatally ruining the thesis write-up of some cocky CS graduate student at MIT

4. *writes Aliii down for use at Literati*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I vote mmyers.

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Poop.

If we're talking about aliases here, I'd like to nominate Choobychooby, I thought he was one of the best newcomers to SC, before I found out that he was just the alias of another regular.

Still, his entire catalogue of comics is brilliant.

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Dad was flammable

Fuck, I vote for lukket again. Teh hat trick.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Got to give it Rabid.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm completely lost here, so I'm leaving SC forever.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Horray!

What if you created the alias in 2003, but you didn't make a comic with that alias until 2004?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Best Alias Account Strip of 2003.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Given I have only one account, it's awfully hard for me to enter this. Ah, well. I look forward to the next category.

Late entry (made later because i was out of town, sorry arsg).

ask me if im an alligator by areallystupidguy 10-23-03

WARNING: this is the most retarded thing you will ever read. every time you read it your IQ goes down a point. just a fair warning. ask me if i'm an alligator. no. c'mon, ask me if im an alligator. alright alright. are you an alligator? i warned you, dude. no of course not! i have hair, duh! ah shore do like potaters.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Whose alias is areallystupidguy?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's ARSG's entry into the Inside Joke division.

Next round will be up shortly.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Next round.
Best Al(i)as Account Strip:

Health Class Happenings by TheNewSoup 11-10-03

give your STD report. alrighty. the STD i chose to do a report on was pubic lice. where's the visual part of your report? ah! for my visual part, i took some hair from the barber shop, put it a jar and sprinkled in some rice. very realistic! shit these kids are fucked up. so do i get an A or what?

HOHOHO HO by AccentuateNegative 12-18-03

Hey, would you like to sit on Santa's lap and take a picture for eight dollars? Sorry, I don't have eight dollars on me. No...would you like to make eight dollars?

Makes Me Sin, Awards Me Pain by Denyer 12-04-03

I hope you don't mind I told people you were gay. No, I love getting beat up while being called a fag. Oh. Is that some kind of homo masochist thing?

Hotter Than July by zaphodb_12 1-16-03

January 8, 2003 "Well, it's Elvis' Birthday again. If THE KING were alive today, he'd be 68!" April 8, 2003 "Well, only seven more days to file your TAXES. Don't mess with the IRS!" July 8, 2003 "Well, we hope everyone had a safe 4th of--HEY, SHITWADS, TAKE DOWN YOUR FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS TREE!"

Also, start sending your Best Strip about Relationships. Merci.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Good alias strips everyone. Accentuate I knew, two I hadn't heard of, and I had no idea Denyer was someone else.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Three more.

Captain Adequate (13) by Safety_Donkey 5-30-03

Good work Safety Donkey! Now, Kangaroo Jack, prepare to have your tail kicked, Adequate style! Uh-oh! For the ordinary man! Take THAT! OOYARGH! You kicked him in the balls? Simplicity is the sweetest way. Besides, have you seen the size of a kangaroo's unit? I couldn't miss.

Number 14: Good-News-Bob by Choobychooby 3-26-03

The key witness has cancer, he'll be dead before the trial.

Happiness is a warm gun by el_hijo_del_iris 6-20-03

And what exactly do you need this gun for? Home defense? Target practice? My wife is going to leave me. I think she's having an affair. So you're going to shoot her?! Yep, and the guy that she's having the affair with, the desk clerk at their hotel, the neighbors for not telling me, and the druggist for selling them the condoms. Have you thought about getting a therapist? What good would shooting a therapist do?

Also, please forward next round entries to jes_l.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yes, please do.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

What about retard?

TheNewSoup

I vote for el_hijo_del_iris

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Denyer

AccentuateNegative

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Poop.

AccentuateNegative

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Batman created by Bob Kane