It was delightful to have the no. 1 strip briefly. Thanks for your athletic support.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

quote:

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NeoVid... your strip is currently the number one strip, booooyeeeee!!!

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Other people's comics:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/3550/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/DH-01/15913/

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That's a Sarin by smamurai 1-05-05

Have you had your face laminated? Cling-film and tin-foil are pretty much interchangeble, right? That was always my understanding. Yeah mine too. Till I ran out of foil and still had some heroin left to smoke.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Now I've got a comic in second place!

That's much better than everyone thinking my comics are number two.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/129550
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/129551
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/131421
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/135390
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/136818
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/139412
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/142378
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/150673

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And I have a comic in first place. Yay!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Talking to Girls by MikeyG 1-07-05

I missed you! Does that mean we're gonna have sex? Maybe if you play your cards right. Cards? Like Old Maid? If we played Old Maid, you can just point at me the whole time. If I was going to point at you, we'd have to be playing Go Fish.

Battle of the Titans by MikeyG 1-07-05

I have decided to beat you up. I am small and weak, but fast and clever. It will take time. Great risk is involved. Will you help me in this endeavour? one great obstacle is it makes me sick to hit a person. you will have to lunge at me stupidly so I can trip you, or something. do we have a deal?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

For your consideration:

The Legend Of Santa Claus by biped 12-23-04

Rudolph, with your nose so bright -- won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Ahh, go fuck yourself, Fatso. Wanna screw?

Nell At Large by biped 12-30-04

Nell tay WEE ERNA KINE, Buh-ho-da-may! Hawsie may tinah weel SPEAR mah BUTT-HOE! For GOD'S SAKE, Nell -- would you PLEASE SHUT UP about that time you FUCKED A HORSE! Nell gone go bay hi TAY-DA-HAY! Me nah erna kine hay summa GOOBAH SLOBBAH! Err, pardon me, miss...did you just offer me a free blow job? OH, gonna HAY bee nah-nah DOO-DAH, Foogah-doogah-may! Erna tay FUPPY-MUPPY way! SA DA TE, Tippie Tai! Sine your pitty on the runny kine, and cole me down on the PANNY sty!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I rarely agree with this guy's political philosophy (though it's often hilarious), but here's one I definitely agree with:

Calculus as absolute good by Siegfried1027 10-12-04

Vote! Voting is an end in itself; it doesn't matter for whom you vote, simply that you corrupt democracy by casting an ignorant ballot for SOMEONE. I find your ideas intriguing. Please, continue to talk while I load this firearm. It's our civic duty to vote, and you know how we always encourage people to do their duty! Besides, most of the lazy fuckwits who don't vote already are obvious Dems, so we gotta get them to vote! So if Hitler were elected with 100% turnout, it would be objectively better than any election, no matter the victor, where less than 100% of eligible persons chose to vote? At least it's not Bush, right! Haha! EAT WADCUTTER, HIPPIE

I probably should have noticed this sooner but I was too busy...nevermind...

I don't know what others find funny in my comics, so I guess I'll just post a few I liked. I didn't bother looking through all my Wal-Mart adventures strips because I really didn't know which one of those people found funny. Though what's weird is I don't remember making half of these...

www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/190267
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/193892
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/195135
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/198108
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/204278
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/206674
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/208413
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/221311
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/240053
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/248170
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/248171
www.stripcreator.com/comics/ivytheplant/250377

JUst a reminder from the first page of this thread...
"NB, folks: if you don't omit the http:// when you post the URLs, the comics themselves will appear on this page and no one will be able to vote."

Just makes it easier for us ok?

Well here are a few more of my "inspired by my life" type strips (incidentally 2 are kind of follow-ups to one that has been on the toprated page for quite a while)

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/263487
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/265296
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/265298

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

The Super Bowl Is Coming!!!! by graykane 1-15-05

Doctor, my pubes have turned green & coarse. My crabs get good traction. Why didn't I wear a glove? Holly, you've been offering your field to football players for so long that your body had to replace the high cost of natural growth for astroturf. Is that bad, Doc? Call me if you grow a dome or if the Good Year Blimp starts circling.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/266218

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Glad to see one of mine in topraded without even stumping for it.

That said, here are some others to consider. Click the title to rate them:

Rock On! by fuzzyman 8-03-02

Once upon a time you dressed so fine. You threw the bums a dime in your prime... Warnce ippoawn a tahm noo drissed so fahn. Yoo trew tuh booms a dahm een noor prahm... Didn't you? Needent Noo? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall." You thought they were all... kiddin' you. Papal cull, sane, "Bear doell, noo're bond tofu-all." Yee-noo foght nay hurr gall... kickin' nou. This Bob Dylan concert is so much better with the subtitles.

Wrigley's Placentamint Gum by fuzzyman 4-27-02

Try new Wrigley's Placentamint Gum. It's Placenta! It's Mint! What's so great about Wrigley's Placentamint Gum? It combines the fresh taste of afterbirth with the sparking zing of mint! Here, try a piece! Okay... Ewww! This stick of gum is all gooey and bloody! Like I said, the placenta is fresh. Hmmm. Tastes like minty, bloody, chicken.

Leave It To Tobor #10 by fuzzyman 5-20-02

Hey, Tobor! What have you been doing all day? WATCHING THE TUBE. CARE TO JOIN TOBOR? Sure! Anything good on? LOTS OF GOOD SHOWS ON THE CATHOLIC CHANNEL. CHECK OUT THIS ONE. "Inappropriately Touched By An Angel." IF TOBOR HAD LOINS HE'D FEEL A STIRRING IN THEM.

A Day In The Life Of Hannah The Hooker by fuzzyman 10-09-01

8:00AM: First John of the Day Buy a girl a drink? Sure... is two bucks enough? It's all I got. 12:00PM: John number 27: Buy a girl a drink? Oooh, girl got boobies. 6:00PM: John number 83: Buy a girl a... you again? I got another two bucks.

...and feel free to throw a few more points at this one, if you like.

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, and lest I forget...

The Puppetmaster - 30 by fuzzyman 9-06-02

Dick! What is this nonsense I hear about George thinking for himself? It's true, Hillary. He has decided to forgo my guiding hand. But what will he do if left to his own devices? I shudder to contemplate it. Meanwhile... Mr. President! We have successfully invaded Rhode Island! Excellent!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Going through my old stuff, I realize that some people have commented positively on this one:

Calling Doctor Kaufman by fuzzyman 4-11-02

AAIAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! HELP! AN EEL JUST BIT ME IN THE EYE!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!! Calm down. I'm a Doctor. Let me have a look at you. *sob* I'm going to die, aren't I? *sob* Did you see it? Did you see it bite my eye? What kind of eel was that!? When an eel bites your eye and you think you might die, that's a Moray. Umm... what kind of doctor were you, again?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

^bump^

Oh while I'm here, this is a short and sweet one.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/266218

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I can't believe The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious isn't on the list.

Anyway... here's even more of mine that might be funny.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/156696
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/162584
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/163791
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/167389
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/167610
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/167684
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/167906

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I am saddened and disgusted that only one of my comics has any votes, and it isn't even a particularly funny one. Here are some other comics that you might actually like:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/65704
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/57107
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/51026
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/40085
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/165643
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/188362

I Piss All Over Your Silly Rules by possums 3-20-04

Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH! Take me to your leader. Why? What do you aliens want from us humans? You know what we want... *glorp, glorp* Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

Stumping again...

CC142: The Hills Are Alive by fuzzyman 9-16-02

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens! Warm vaseline and a some tight nipple strings! These are a few of my favorite things!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Here's a bunch of crap I consider worthy:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/47788
www.stripcreator.com/comics/A_Chicka/84487
www.stripcreator.com/comics/A_Chicka/84488
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/91251
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/113667
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/148810
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/154585
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/175804
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/183790
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/191841
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/217032
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/220192
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/265698

And from the dollar store series:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/184147
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/184317
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/184687
www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/188285

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Well crammer_vs_crammer I rated all of your comics good (well one only got an ok) hopefully that helps.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

CC 228: Kaufman Is My Daddy! by Rabid_Weasle 1-10-04

Dad... I'm thinking of dropping out of school. You mean you're dropping out of COOL. If anyone needs me I'll be drinking moonshine in the garage.

I dunno, it might just be me but I think that comic is hilarious. Most likely it is just me.

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