CCup 9: Out of the frying pan, into the fires of hell by BigEvilDan 6-23-02

...and so if you don't believe in Jesus, you will spend eternity in hell... There has to be a way to get this religious guy off the phone... ***KNOCK KNOCK*** Your monetary donation will secure you a space in heaven, as well as funding Jesus's War On Xenu... Yes, the door! I'm finally free! Excuse me madam, have you let The Pooh into your heart?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

They're ridiculously good. I'll vote for Dan.

I'm gonna have to go with [b]The Big and Evil One[b]!

I went to Las Vegas and gambled my life's savings away and all I got was a lousy vote.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Hnnnnggghh....

Can't... choose....

Obi... only just...

They are both great. Having to choose sucks. :(

Shit! Bec used the PC this morning before going to work. Her vote for Obi is actually MY vote for Obi.

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It is against my better judgement, because lord knows I don't want to face him myself later on (if it comes to that), but for the delightful silliness of his comic, I've got to vote for

ObiJo

though BEDan's was good, too. May I not regret this vote later!

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"Old" is the old new.

Dan

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Help me ObiJo you're my only hope.

(and I'm really starting to believe that DexX is Bex)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Dan

o/` I've got the Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh,
Down in my heart.

Where?

...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Read the sign, Baz...

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Big Evil Pooh.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Hello, have you accepted Big Evil Dan into your life?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Book Him Danno

It's Dan Dan!

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Oh no, ObiJo!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh Jobby!

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Dad was flammable

I cant believe its not Obijo

And Dexx , your hair looks absoloutely ridiculous in that pic. Were you trying out for a role in Grease or something?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Can't decide.
: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

That's just my damned hair... I wasn't going to get a haircut for Bazilla's sake. :)

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Vs

At least now we know for sure that you have hair.

I made my own shot with a paper message but the lightings a little messed up... and I realized I was a worthless copycat preforming at best a dire attempt to use my webcam again which was made obsolete by the digital.

God I wish I had been here to sign up for the CC.

OBIJO, OBLADA, life goes on...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

It was a squeaker but Big Evil Dan advances, 9 - 8.

The Bracket

Sweet 16, Match # 3

andydougan vs. TheElPaso

Here's the template:

ccix #7 by wirthling 6-25-02

Players, please have your comics submitted by Friday 6/28 1:30am stripcreator time...

As I've babbled about elsewhere, I'll be out of town Thursday afternoon through Monday morning. Go ahead and feel free to vote after both entries are submitted and I'll pick things up Monday night.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Comic Cup 9.1 - Mocking birds by andydougan 6-27-02

We've all done it before. It gives you some buzz! It's better than sex! Everyone does it. Only little kids don't. If you were a real friend, you'd do it. What are you? Chicken? Er...actually, I eat worms on a regular basis.

CCIX #7: Television on the (bird) brain by TheElPaso 6-27-02

Dear, we're out camping. Could you please not watch television for a moment? Stop bothering me. John, if all you do is watch television, your brain will rot, and then something bad might happen to you. Stop bothering me. Oh my god, dear, you just... FOR PETE'S SAKE STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic