It's been a long time since I bothered with D&D (and then it was AD&D2), but wouldn't the dwarfs be fighters?  Where the hell did you get bard from?  Can dwarves even be bards?

And yes, by the way:  you are a royal fucking nerd.

 

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not_ScyessIn AD&D, no, they couldn't. Which was smart, because dwarves have shit for charisma. 3rd Ed., however... I call them bards because any fighter worth, well, anything, has armor and weapons. And Thorin was the only one who really was any use in a fight. Plus, the bastards all came to Bilbo's house with instruments. Masterwork instruments! Who carries around instruments when you're on a quest to kill a dragon and reclaim an ancient treasure? That's it, BARDS!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RedfeatheR

RedfeatheR

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Oh yeah? I'm still smarter than... shit you aren't in the military any more and I still am. I lose this one.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Mighty Boosh is Awesome.

 

I repeat, awesome .

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HCRoyallIn AD&D, no, they couldn't. Which was smart, because dwarves have shit for charisma. 3rd Ed., however... I call them bards because any fighter worth, well, anything, has armor and weapons. And Thorin was the only one who really was any use in a fight. Plus, the bastards all came to Bilbo's house with instruments. Masterwork instruments! Who carries around instruments when you're on a quest to kill a dragon and reclaim an ancient treasure? That's it, BARDS!

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They never did anything remotely bard like.  Bards can do stuff from any character class, right?   Well, all they did is fight.  (They all did fight with weapons and armor at the end.)

There's no reason other character classes can't play instruments.  There are those extra skills or proficiencies or things that you get, right?

 

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not_ScyessThey sang at every opportunity. Fighters get few enough skills as it is; being proficient at music is a waste of time. And while bards can, yes, imitate anything another class can do, they can't ever do it well.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Everyone sings in Tolkien's books!

 

It's a fucking jamboree!

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The_young_scot

 

The word jamboree brought back 2,000 lbs of Boy Scout memories...

biped

 40

 If not for multiplechoiceness I would have achieved a negative score. Though I DID know about the Indy question so maybe I'm on par with the parasites living OFF the dead dog?

UnknownEric

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I HAVE A JOB!!!

And it's not for tech support, retail, telemarketing, food service, or phone surveying. I was about an hour away from walking into the phone survey place to get a job when I got the call.

WOOHOO!!!

Also, I get my own office.

Have you already used company time and resources to post this?

I don't start til Monday, so no. Unless I have a time machine. Which I might.

But I intend to use company time to post when I get a chance. It'll make up for the lack of benefits.

crackpanther

Amen, brother.

Steal me some fucking paper clips! And a stapler.

But only if it's a Swingline. You get a Bostitch you can throw that shit right in the trash.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

ivytheplanthey, congratulations. have fun fighting back the crashing waves of entropy

mmm, entropy

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what if nigger meant kite

Netflix is recommending I rent Strongbad's E-Mails because I enjoyed:

• Princess Mononoke
• The Straight Story
• Glengary Glen Ross
  

Netflix recommended to me the Five Fingers of Death just because I liked the Five Deadly Venoms. What a bunch of kung fu-ignorant dicks.

I just finished putting air horns on my Hyundai Accent. Actually, two sets of air horns that fire in parallel.

DIY network has a new home makeover show just for guys. It's called:

Man Caves.

"You have to see my man cave."

"Welcome to my man cave."

"Come inside my man cave."

AccentuateNegative

"How did you get a pool table into your man cave?"

"Practice."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

apparently from what boorite told me, one of theirs ads used the phrase "hollowing out your man cave." and he would know

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Yeah, those commercials for the man caves are pretty bad. I can't help giggling at the poor choice of wording.

And the best part of that ad is, the host of the show looks like one of those stereotypical Brooklyn Italian mafia guys that will fuck your shit up if you break his sister's heart (or complain about the calzones).

I got your man cave right here!

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Poop.

i will attempt to rid the world of "culturally challenged" people through the use of a highly specialized virus which i lovingly named 'syphon filter'.

so if you drive an SUV with idiotically large rims and a dangerously loud stereo, tend not to have a job and sell drugs for a living, and dress like famous rap stars, um....try something different.

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Kill Whitey.