...were destroyed by the Robot Alliance for the Advancement of Assault on Rectums, also known as RAAAR...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...who just happened to be in town for their annual organizational luncheon, where they dine upon...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

A telephone made of grated shoe shine from Walmart which tasted slightly like...

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You know you totally missed me!

...a telephone made of grated shoe shine from Walmart but that was just a happy coincedence because......

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

a small leprechaun jumped out screaming "Rusty Rusty look Rusty your mom!" and flew out of her ass to...

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You know you totally missed me!

...the place where dreams come true, which is very far away from where he started, which was...

...a penis...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...but it was really an underwater castle that a drunken con artist dubbed as a satanic reference in the movie for the reasons of...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

......a stupid post-count padding arsehole waste of a time thread, I promised myself I wouldn't post in here again, but I have failed mother....

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

...Russia by failing to steal the plans for the Weapon of Mass...

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I has a flavor!

...Distraction of the Kung Fu Swedish Rastafarian Helldemons, a non profitable organization group from...

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

...Hell.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... (also referred to in some rare religious texts as Tusayan, Arizona); but, like Pure Thought springing forth from the ether of his dreamless mind, the notion came to that doomed librarian that, yes, for all his proclamations of allegiance to Hell and its many colorful demons he still found himself easily rendered impotent by violent spasms of giddy convulsions at the mere thought of a new movie where the Care Bears, My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite finally team up to struggle against the powerful forces that lurk behind the murky, triple-reinforced walls of the Castle of Gargamel in the Land of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...Hell.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...where you are burned at the stake if you even THINK to....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...run through the streets waving a banner made entirely out of...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

...a kangaroo's unmentionable parts (which happen to be covered in a thin layer of fur and are really sturdy material...but that is really beside the point), and have the Luxemborg flag scrawled across the...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...little kids buzz lightyear doll whose new catch phrase is...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

.."Shut yo' muhfukkin mouf, beyitch!", which also happens to be very similar to the catchphrase of King Puppy, a pimp down the South Bronx way, whose actual phrase is, "Ahma bust yo ass you don't pay me mah cut and shut yo muhfukkin mouf, beyitch!", which...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

..also happens to be very similar to...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...those little G.I. Joe action figures from the 80's that had the unintelligable action phrases that sounded like garbled crap rather than "Eat lead, Cobra" (but then again this is beside the point); unconsequentally, Wal-Mart is having a sale on...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...week-old coffee that only has 2 black things in it, along with a nice...

...picture of the Monks of Cool, a secluded sect in Tibet dedicated to being has cool has you can be while still wearing orange safrons and without wearing dark sunglasses...

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

..could result in a serious life threating in injury, kind of like when you..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...try to combine Xtreme mountain biking and bungee jumping, but forget about the 18 pound sack of rocks attached to your...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.