...left nostril, and fall smack into a large, 10 foot...

...pile of goose poop that also happens to house a rabid family of tree-weasles (in no relation to Rabid_Weasle) who do not take kindly to strangers, so they commence to...

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...fornicate under consent of the...

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No.

...Council on Weasle Fornication, who must approve all fornications taking place between weasles throughout the world in the form of...

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......pure evil, in a box.....

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

...and when she opened the box a great darkness came over the earth, and a booming voice spake...

..."Kids, I dare you to try cordless bungee jumping..."

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...and thus did the Children of Gods Divine come to fling themselves bodily into the rocky precipice of...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...dog poop, which not only will dash you to pieces, but smear those pieces with worm infested canine feces as well, which incidentally causes...

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...that awful, awful breen stain all over the...

...carpet, which was shampooed last week with sham poo, not real poo, which is a big dissappointment to all those Lerts who enjoy dancing through the flowery fields to the kickin tunes of...

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...the country music greats of America, sending the ears of the masses into...

outrage over the peanut butter and jelly song that keeps getting stuck in their heads...

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...which also makes them bleed uncontrollably from the anus...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...and was witnessed by a large group of sadomasachists, who...

looked a lot like that hot guy from that one movie which made me want to...

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...eat live rabid gerbils, while snorting pixi stix up my nose, and then proceeding to...

...run around in circles with a nose bleed (induced by pixie stix of course) until the angry midgets came to take every one away to their own special theme park, which is run by none other than the infamous...

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cap'n crunch who I told to....

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...give that girl over there a wedgie, but she didn't care because...

..she was wearing a thong (which we all know gives you a permanent wedgie) and had an extreme anal fetish, which went along nicely with her fetish for fat bald men over the age of 40 who like to listen to Tom Jones while eating...

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anorexia in the human form of lara flynn boyle who happens to have nice...

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...clitorii, one on her womans vagina and the other on her..

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...foot, which was hard to stimulate, on the count of...

...the fact that she still refuses to take her socks off before going to bed with someone who is twice her weight and is very sexually frustrated due to his extreme foot fetish, which causes him to crave eating yogurt while...

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