biped
Wow, what was your on-base percentage?

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I has a flavor!

biped

But not in a handgun format, McStupid.

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choadwarrior

I think that's the first time I've ever seen "tee-hee-hee" used when referring to weapons.

boorite

But not in a handgun format, McStupid.

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You don't go duck hunting with a handgun, DUHHH!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You do if you're my father's cop buddies.

...or if you're drunk as shit and firing in all directions near a pond.

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My day so far...

This Can Apply To Most of My Life Experiences by ivytheplant 7-27-07

Doo dee doo, I'm selling my car. Doo dee doo, I'm buying your car. Doo dee doo, lala transaction. Doo dee doo, lala transaction, see you later. HEY! YOU DIDN'T PAY ME!

I'm going to be in our nation's capitol until next Saturday. Is there anyone you'd like me to pants while I'm there?

That depends. Is Senate in session? I have a score to settle.

AccentuateNegative

Damn! Somebody needs to chew thier food better.

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I just wrote a romantic new poem!  I hope you like it.

MY BUTTHOLE AND ME

Sometimes my butthole
Likes to wear a disguise
So I give it some glasses
With googly eyes.

And wax lips for smiling
And a frankfurter nose
And a quick spritz of perfume
So it smells like a rose.

And when I walk backwards
With my pants pulled way down
It appears Mr. Butthole
Is strolling around.

He asks girls for dates
And they sometimes agree
So we take them to dinner
My butthole and me.

But sometimes the girl
Falls so madly in love
That into my butthole
Her tongue she will shove.

So I'm forced to inform her,
If she fails to surmise,
That he's not a real person--
He's my butt in disguise.

But upon one occasion
This ruse mattered not
She still loved my butthole
Which she knew as "Scott."

An elaborate wedding
Was her unyielding plan
So my butthole got married
With me as "best man."

His wife's Mrs. Butthole
Scott Butthole is he
And we both live with Sheila
My butthole and me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

I think I know that butthole.

choadwarrior
I think a shorter list would be who I wouldn't like you to pants.

Which would be my brother-in-law, the Capitol Police Officer. Everyone else is fair game.

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I has a flavor!

Good news! My mom is no longer in town!

Now begins the re-cluttering of my apartment.

I just edited a Wikipedia for the first time.

Maggie Simpson - Voices --

In Season VII, Episode 3F01, "Home Sweet Home-Diddly-Dum-Doodily," Maggie says "Daddily doodily" when riding with the Flanders on the way to baptize Bart and Lisa.

I'm planning early for a Halloween party. It will be taking place at my house on 10/27. You're all welcome to attend my last weekend before I fall into the void known as "holiday retail shopping season".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechickai've shopped exclusively online the last couple years and i'm not going back. you find stuff cheaper (even with shipping, which is often free as the holidays approach) and more specific to the person you're buying for without ever leaving your chair and without the need to stomp a bitch to relieve some holiday traffic stress

and what's with all the recent halloween talk in july?

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what if nigger meant kite

Walmart had back-to-school stuff out in mid June.

mandingo

I work in retail. And unload the seasonal products. We've been getting in Christmas stuff for about three weeks now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

mandingo

Yes, well... I've been in the malls where you live during Christmas shopping season, and I understand completely. It's like a Japanese subway or Times Square on New Year's Eve, except it's like that for at least a month. People just pack themselves in there.

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attitudechicka

I work in retail. And unload the seasonal products. We've been getting in Christmas stuff for about three weeks now.

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i remember i used to get pissed when they had xmas stuff out a couple weeks before thanksgiving. now that seems like a fond memory

boorite

Yes, well... I've been in the malls where you live during Christmas shopping season, and I understand completely. It's like a Japanese subway or Times Square on New Year's Eve, except it's like that for at least a month. People just pack themselves in there.

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plus Metrocenter mall, which is just a couple miles from my house, is one of the hot spots for car theft in the nation. thieves would steal them while you're in christmas shopping then drive them right across the border

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mandingo

A Walmart near my mom's house finally gave in one year and never put the Christmas stuff away. They have a year-round Christmas department. I used to see people buying pre-lit Christmas trees and giant Santa statues in May. That's when I started asking the aliens if they'd take me off this rock.

mandingo

A Walmart near my mom's house finally gave in one year and never put the Christmas stuff away. They have a year-round Christmas department. I used to see people buying pre-lit Christmas trees and giant Santa statues in May. That's when I started asking the aliens if they'd take me off this rock.

I like it when the network goes down as I'm posting. I think that was my first double post here.

I am no longer a virgin.

Slut.

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Poop.