dangit i havn't won one round yet :(

I havn't wom one either, and I was gonna let kitty beat me this round.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You'd enjoy Kitty beating you, wouldn't you dcom? ;-)

OK. I *think* I have everyone's comics. Posting new comics and rules in less than 8 hours.

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Shit, I need to start visiting SC chat!

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I has a flavor!

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Thanks to my precognitive abilities, I can go ahead and vote on this round...
crabby[/b].

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Round 3

boinky33 versus Ewwwww
[list]
[*] James Bond, 007, is at the supermarket, shopping.
[*] A robot should feature. If you decide to use Tobor, he cannot cornhole anyone or anything
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LL: 007/11 by boinky33 9-20-03

Good day, shopkeep. Do you have any cufflinks that shoot darts? No. How about wrist watches that release sleeping gas? Or rocket launcher pens? No, we have none of that.... Got any Juicy Fruit? Aisle three, next to the adult diapers.

007 by Ewwwww 9-20-03

Hello, good chap. Im James Bond. Do you have any Spy Equipment? Raaaa! We dont have any! What about this machine? It says it swiches peoples brains! Raaaaa! Dont press that! Raaa! Tobor Cornhole! Bloody hell.

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crabby versus [Choobychooby]
[list]
[*]Stickman (Exploding Dog) has been elected President.
[*] You can only use Exploding Dog, Three Reasons, submitted art and props.
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Chooby's used one of his alternate accounts to do this one, btw.

LL: Ween the Lights Go Out in the City by crabby 9-20-03

2004........... Now that I'm president, I'm going to have to make alot of changes around here. Yes sir. I mean just seven months ago I was a lonely bank teller and now I'm the elected leader of the United States of America. Very good sir. Now whats your first order of buisness going to be. I still like him better than the last guy.

Teh Lolita League by Skabby_Firefly 9-24-03

It is with great honour that I take on the duty to be your President, I promise to be a fair leader, to love and to hold in sickness and in health... I remember how this ends.

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dcomposed versus little_kitty
[list]
[*]A character is trying to return defective goods to a store run by me, jes_lawson.
[*]You have to use the words "incandescent" "longitude" and "recalcitrant"
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LL: Jes Market by dcomposed 9-19-03

Hi jes! Im gonna make some incandescent love tonight! I need some LONGitude condoms! The last ones I bought broke, by the way. I'll be returning them now. Anything else? *Sigh* A copy of Recalcitrant Bitchs 5: The Cumming.

LL:3 by little_kitty 9-19-03

INCANDESCENT! LONGITUDE! RECALCITRANT! Uh, excuse me Mr... Uh, Jes_. The CD player I bought yesterday is defective. It made one of my CD's skip repeatedly. Oh. I see. And what CD was it that was skipping? INCANDESCENT!LONGITUDE!RECALCITRANT! The Dictionary for Lazy's

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akirajim versus JrnymnNate
[list]
[*]One of the Stripcreator characters/regulars has opened a chain of fast food stores.
[*]You must use at least two different backgrounds and at least one female character.
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LL: Stop Or My Dom Will Shoot by akirajim 9-19-03

I'd like to welcome you to our thriving San Francisco franchise, Miss Waters. It's lovely- -but where are all the minorities you claim to employ? "Oh, they work at our Detroit locale." Y'all got any fried chicken? I'll axe th' manager.

[br]
New rules soon. But now, you know what to do...

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Shit, I need to start visiting SC chat!

That's a lie!

Maybe I once felt her up, but that's not at all the same as making out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[b]
Boinky
crabby
dcomy
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[b]Ewwwww
"Choobs"
dcom
Akira[/b]

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

akirakittychoobyewwwww

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Ewwwwwww, crabby kitty nates!

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This was the toughest yet. I had to re-read each match three times, and I still changed my mind when I got in the voting booth.

[b]Boinky
Crabby
Dcom
Nate [/b]

Since I'm in California, I reserve the right to recall tomorrow any winners I voted for today.

I have new rules.

Do you want them now to work on and peruse, like, or do you wanna wait and vote for Round 3 first?

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Ewwwww
crabby
kitty
jim

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ewwwww
dcom
AKIRAjim

Actually, I think my predictions turned out pretty well considering the variables.
My official votes:

boinky
crabby
dcom and kitty (since the votes are cumulative over the life of the contest--if i understood Kajun's original posts correctly)
Nate (since akirajim went offensive instead of weird--i've told him i think he relies too heavily on shock and expletives)

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I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

crabby
kitty
nate

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I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.

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I have new rules.

Do you want them now to work on and peruse, like, or do you wanna wait and vote for Round 3 first?

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I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.

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......shortly......

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

......shortly......

Fine. FINE! Here's

Round 4

Akirajim versus Ewwwww
[list]
[*]Embarrassing ways to die
[*]One of your characters should not speak English.
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boinky33 versus crabby
[list]
[*]Unlikely sporting venues/fixtures
[*]Your comic must be in rhyme
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Choobychooby versus dcomposed
[list]
[*]Meeting a long-lost relative
[*]The last panel has to come first, and the second two explain it
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JrnymnNate versus little_kitty
[list]
[*]Your characters are at school
[*]Use the Pirate and a kaddar animal somewhere
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You have about a week to make a strip, PM me (Kajun's about, but still officially on holiday) and also vote for the last round. Which was teh awesome.

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I don't get my first rule....