36% here

Over the last year or so, I've dropped 17%. Where did it go?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm at a balmy 30%, myself.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You misspelled "palmy".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You misspelled "palmy".

I'll put it right up there with dodohexadedron. Right on the shelf that says, "Why Mikey thinks I may have extra chromosomes".

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

74% pure

I ought to be able to get that down to 70% in a couple years.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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74% pure

I ought to be able to get that down to 70% in a couple years.

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62% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.

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Poo perhaps?

44%. I started out at 65%

With age comes SC sluttiness.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Up to 19% because of new questions.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Down to 40%. Woo wee.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

87 fucking percent. YOU BITCHES WILL NEVER DRAG ME DOWN INTO YOUR IN-JOKING CESSPOOL!!!! Bwahahaha...

"Pure as snow."

Indeed.

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8===D

36%. I would make a Wirthling sucks comic if I knew what a Wirthling was. Or cared.

70% pure? Damnit.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Goddamn thread bumpers.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Still 22% pure.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This should be on the purity test. As a score-breaker.

StripCreator in stereo. Ooooh yeeaah! In your FACE!

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74% pure

I ought to be able to get that down to 70% in a couple years.

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That's easy to do. Just sleep with Kajun.

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I took it twice - first as Anonymous, and got 87%, and then 10 minutes later as myself, and got 84%.

I think that shows progress. At this rate, I'll be down to zero in no time!

Hello!

I've been thinking about re-doing this for a while, and after receiving a PM from a fellow stripper offering up some new questions, I've decided to go all out and overhaul it completely. Hopefully I'll have the new version done Friday. I'll also be wiping the database clean.

For those of you who haven't seen the test yet, click here.

If you have any questions you'd like to add, shoot me a PM or an email, my email address is listed on my comics page.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

19%??? I'm crushed!

Would have been 18% a few yeard ago when I was on the IRD channel every day, and would have been 17% if I had been able to have my wicked way with Boorite...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I was 56%. Anyone wanna have sex?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I really must learn to type...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I've managed to lose 5% since I last took it.

I blame boorite.

48% pure.

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I dumb :D