In my opinion, the best alias should be based on the entire catalogue of that alias, in which case I would vote for Choobychooby.

Otherwise AccentuateNegative gets my vote.

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What kind of relationships? Romantic, family, pets, world leaders? Comments about or descriptions of? Etc etc?

"Significant other" ones was my original interpretation, but since I've only had 4 entries so far, you can now enter a strip about your relationship with anything from your toaster to your pet budgie to your right hand.

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Three made me chuckle, but TheNewSoup's made me laugh hardest.

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Here's the next set of relation-strips:

Written with great big fiery letters... (Attention whore 20) by lukket 8-15-03

11 pm You're home now? Didn't the date with Blonde go right? It was nice. But I think she just wants to be friends. Hey! Steer away from that friendship trap. But how do I do that? When I dated Lucy, I had the same experience, but I bought www.lucyiloveyou.com and she was hooked! And you still claim not to be an attention whore?

Red Robot Gets Suspicious by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Are you tryng to avoid me?

Matchmaker by choadwarrior 7-12-03

Have you met that new girl in accounting yet? Christ, here we go again. She's single... Of course she is...She has bad skin, a pear-shaped body, and no personality. So what do you think of her? I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #5 by Matchbook_Romance 9-25-03

Please don't be mad at me Dawson, but I slept with Pacey again. It's alright Joey, I slept with Jen again.   ?     ?     ?   When the hell is the theme song going to play?!

Conversations With My Family by ivytheplant 11-24-03

At a restaurant with my grandparents... Why does Ivy have a salad, Mommy? Where's her meal? BECAUSE SHE'S A VEGETARIAN, DADDY! Understand they are from a background where salad is a side dish only... Oh. Vegetarian? YES!! SHE'S A VEGETARIAN!! SHE DOESN'T EAT MEAT!! But at times I wonder about their observational skills. Honey, we love you no matter what. Fer cryin out loud! It's a COBB salad! It's got more meat than vegetables!

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An Ode to a Cunt by AtheistDiary 11-21-03

... so ya, Dyan strung me along and messed me up pretty good. I've been very depressed over it. At times like these I like to sit at a piano and gently let go of my feelings through the soothing melodies that only the keys can make. Due to limited characters and graphics, the following is Ivy's brother playing piano, not sitting at a desk. Just humor me and go along with it. I think your pain would feel something like this ... YOU FUCKIN' WHORE! YOU USED ME! YOU NEVER LOVED ME! I HOPE YOU SLIDE UNDER A GAS TRUCK AND TASTE YOUR OWN BLOOD! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK! I WANT MY FUCKING RECORDS BACK!! *sniff* That was beautiful, man. Kinison would be proud. And, ya know, for an extra 50 I can bump her off and make it look like a beastiality experiment gone horribly wrong ...

Why girls hate guys by mmyers 7-24-03

At the mall. I just saw a girl out in the parking lot who had a Spiderman tag on the front of her car. To top it off, she had a Spidey steering wheel cover. I'm in love. I'm going to ask her to marry me, I think. You're so shallow. So a girl has a SpiderMan tag, so what. Anyone can go out and buy some cheap tag for their car. Maybe you should look a little deeper than what's on the surface and superficial. Yeah. Maybe you're right. I have a SpiderMan Pez dispenser on my dresser table.

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Rabid_Typo is teh win.

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ManxMyers

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mmyers

Late entry:

What have you done for me lately? by smamurai 10-20-03

I don't have long Dre, what did you want to speak to me about? I just don't know where this relationship is going. I get the feeling you just use me. Well? Are you kidding? With my good looks, brains, street smarts and your all-terrain vehicle You and I could go places Dre. Yeah we do make a good team don't we? Pick me up at 8 O'clock. I have a date.

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Ivy the plant has tangled her vines around my mind.

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I have to weasle myself out of this rabidly

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Next category: Sex-themed strip

PM me with your rhythm strips.

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Activity on this one has been slow, I was expecting more.

Here's the first three i got to whet your appetite and maybe get you digging around for something to send in:

Ewe Dirty Dirty Man! by smamurai 10-17-03

A field, somwhere in Wales... Hello Cadfan my boyo. I wonder where Dyfan has got to. He's usually here at the crack of dawn warming up the ladies for us. So you haven't heard then Huw? He got himself arrested yesterday. Terrible scene it was too. By all the daffodils! What did he do this time then? He was caught masturbating using a sheep-skin glove. Naked he was, in the middle of the street. How unlucky can you be eh? What did they charge him with then? Necrophillia!

FTC 16: Another year comes prematurely... by lukket 12-29-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I think 2004 just came! This will be hard to explain to the rest of our men...

Perspective by choadwarrior 5-18-03

So tell me about this furry fetish again. I like to dress up in plush costumes, pretend I'm the animal, and have sex with other men, preferably also in furry costumes. Thank you. For what? For the first time in my life, I feel normal.

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The Freak Returns by Rabid_Weasle 8-28-03

Hey, did you hear the freak actually got laid? Woa! Seriously? Heeeeey! Wait to go you sly dog you. Uhhh... thanks...? What was that all about? Who knows? But anyway, like I was saying. So I take this chick home, and she's all like "Give me the money first!"

Bet he hands his homework in late and all.

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Either that or not at all.

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Why you must never talk to old people by mmyers 11-15-03

Grandma, what was it like to live during the Depression? Oh, it was sad and poor. We didn't have much. All we really did have was the deep dickin'. Excuse me? Yep, we were so poor, your grandpa and I, all we'd do is sit around and bone. Slobbin' the knob as we used to say. We couldn't afford much clothes... Please stop. So we'd just walk around naked, goin' at it. Why I'm sure we'd be up to our armpits in young-uns if not for that shrapnel that shaved off his nut in WW2. Still, he was spry as a jack rabbit.

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An alias entry:

Fun With Rhyme by zaphodb_12 3-07-03

Parts of me are soft and chewy; other parts are warm and gooey; on the outside, supple skin; watch out for the bones within; it's MY body--leave me be unless you have five dollah, see?

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Myers + 1m

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I concur with my weasley colleague.

mmyers

mmyers

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FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock by MikeyG 12-08-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I swear, it was consensual! You'd be in a lot more trouble if your 'evidence' hadn't melted.

A late late entry from MikeyG.

Next category is Work related strips

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I don't think I have a single work-related strip...

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I like lukket, but I thank you all for the votes.

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I should have signed up to be a moderator. Fuck it. That guy's already signed his own social death warrant.

I'll be going away for about 10 days on business this weekend. This seems like a good time to also now invite submissions for Your personal favourite strip of 2003 as well as submissions for work related strips. And that, I reckon, will tie up this thread nicely.

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