Comic Cup XII: That Comic by Bazilla 5-25-04

Hi Anna, did you hear the news about a dad that was seen to kick a decomposed racecar in the high river of Argentina? No Bob, I was busy watching Rear Window. I then put a gag in my mouth and touched my boob. WOW! I wish I could have seen that with my eye. The image of you being a tart is too good! Huh? I think you misheard me, I said I was busy rowing a kayak while listening to pop music by ABBA, Steps, David Bowie and the Rolling Stones That is weird, my hearing must be bad, I blame the schools. Well, you did jab that load of fluff from an ewe in your ear during the History lesson about the Battle of Quebec.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

She Said Boob by Spankling 5-25-04

The Battle of Quebec? I'm gonna gag on this fluff! Why do I need to know anything that happened in 1759? 1759? LOL! What a tot you are! Okay boob, lull me to sleep with your wisdom. It actually ran from 1757 to 1762. Wolfe stepped onto the field with 4,500 men and 1 gun. Montcalm took 5,000 men and 3 guns. Wow! You actually get a kick out of knowing meaningless tripe! Yearly I roar into a chasm of ignorance.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Spankling

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Poop.

After leaving the donkey rodeo, Spankling was heard to say, "Damn, I haven't ridden that much ass since the Battle of Quebec!"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Boob gag lewl Spankling, General Wolfe.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Magilla Bazilla

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bazilla

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

bazilla

Bazilla

Bazluhrmann.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The Spank

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Baz ill, yo

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i want to piss on you

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Spank me

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wanna buy some SPANK?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

spanky33

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Is that a vote for Spankling, boinky33, or the mysterious guest competitor spanky33?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I gotta go with bazilla on this one.

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This is not my empire.

bazilla's castle

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AFROMANS MOVE

Can Brad move this thread higher on the page? I'm too lazy to scroll down and see if I need to vote.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I second fuzzy's request. Also, I'm to be away on holiday from 1st June to 4th June, and am currently having computer difficulties, which I pray will be fixed once I come back.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I wasn't actually serious.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Heh, well I was. It'd be nicer if we can all see the Comic Cup at the top, otherwise too many people jsut forget about it's existence, including Kajun, by the looks of things...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.