DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I was this close. Did you ever notice that DragonXero looks quite a bit like russ.

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Dude Duet by wirthling 7-23-01

Hey, dude. Can ya spare some kind bud? Who the hell are you?! I'm the resident stoner around here. Low Pass ain't big enough for the both of us! Whoa. Why ya gotta be trippin', bro? It's all good! This guy's more of a stoner than me! What am I gonna do?! Hmmm... So, ya got any weed or what, dude? Nah, but go see the big red dude named Tobor. He'll share a fattie with ya, fill your bowl, and then some, dude!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If I ever spoke like that, I'd ask you to kindly SHOOT me.
I haven't smoked weed for over two months at this point, by the way.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Those suspicious looking brownies you were snacking on count too, bucko.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This comic always cheers me up when I'm down. This is one of those comics I made when I was doing that annoying all CAPS thing I don't know what I was thinking.

THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF dogonball1 by crabby 6-26-01

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!! YES MY MOTHER IS A BITCH WHAT'S YOUR POINT??? WHY DONT YOU GET THE FUCK OFF MY BALL !!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T YOUR BALL. OH MY FAULT. HAVE A NICE DAY. NICE GUY.

Dogs being called sons of bitches is funny. I really liked the first panel, the second was good, but it just sort of lost me on the third panel.

Well done, Josh. As we Australians would say, that panda strip was piss funny.

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DexX uses a bad word. by DexX 1-11-01

This is an important announcement from the Three Reasons Dog-On-A-Ball... It has come to my attention that I am generally thought of on LowPass.net as a male. This blatant phallocentrism is something I will not tolerate. I am woman, and very proud to be so. I take this stand on behalf of - Bitch! Yeah, yeah, very fucking funny. *snigger*

Yeah, I did it too... *sniff*

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Here's a strip I made for a comic contest awhile back.

dogonaball1 IS ONE PERVERTED GOD!!!!! by crabby 6-29-01

Hey look JESUS I got a Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis!!!! What does it say my child??? It says i shouldn't worry about her shes with GOD now. Well you know that god hes one Gin Soaked Boy. $29.00 for a fisting??? I'm GOD dammit don't I get a discount or something??? Maybe you should go talk to Barbra Bush if you want a cheap fisting!!! Or you could try DrPedantic i hear hes really into getting fisted!!!!!

This may be one of the crappiest comics ever made on here.

Here's the only one I have (I think) which features the dog on the ball. Another knowingly crap one, I'm afraid. The guy on the right is Russell Crowe, a recurring character in my strips.

The funniest comic strip of all time by andydougan 5-19-01

Uh-oh. With a title like that, the pressure is really on. Any ideas, Russell? None. We'll probably have to make do with "all your bases", the biscuit game, or that wee girl that does Hokuto moves. Again. Well, we've reached the last panel and nothing's happened. How crap. Hm. I seem to have turned into a dog on a ball.

Thirsty BEATNIK trains an ARMY by crabby 6-27-01

I'll never learn to be a BEATNIK!!!!! I should just give up trying!!! YOU GOTTA BE REALLY THIRSTY IF YOU WANNA BE A TRUE BEATNIK MAN!!!!! BEATNIKS ALSO USE NOTHING BUT CAPS SO DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!! I'M SORRY TOBOR BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE A BEATNIK YOUR JUST TO SQUARE MAN!!!!!! Is there no place that I Tobor can be excepted? I JUST DON'T THINK YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD BEATNIK MAN

crabby recruits an army by crabby 6-28-01

Hey crabby your so sexy and level headed, what's your secret to success? HUH??? Well for one you have to refrain from any dick sucking that's very important!!!! Typing in all CAPS most of the times also helps!!! Does it help if your thirsty alot like a true BEATNIK always is??? HUH??? I don't know I drink fluids, but I'm not in a constant state of thirst!!!! I hope that helps you out THIRSTY BEATNIK. I to wish I could be like you. HUH??? Well your gonna have to get off that cross for starters!!!!

My mom once called me a son of a bitch. I thought it was relatively funny.

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TOBOR RECRUITS AN ARMY by crabby 9-19-01

RAAAAR!!!!!!!! TOBOR NEEDS REENFORCEMENTS FOR HIS CORNHOLING WAR!!!!!!! I'm prepared to be part of your army. Smell my finger! Dang TOBOR! You just need to chill out man and the cosmos will take care of the cornholing for you bro. I'VE PERFECTED MY BODILESS CORNHOLING TECHNIQUE AND I'M PREPARED TO FIGHT THE CORNHOLING WAR!!!! I'm with you TOBOR. RAAAAR!!!! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE PUSSY!!!!!

Here's my bodyguard comics. I don't even like them. I was tired and not sober. That is why I put them in the crappy comics thread.

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Those were craptastic joshw.

I dunno. I kind of like Part 3.

I dunno. I kind of like Part 3.

No.

I liked part three as well.

I also like the whole idea of a character too short to ever be visible. That's pretty funny.

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I DID IT. I DID IT. HOORAY FOR ME!!!

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I'm afraid I have to add my name to the legions of people who want your signature changed.

okee-dokey.

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