I am compelled to vote HotRod.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HotRod

I don`t know tasteless, but I know what I like... and those strips are all tasteless.

But the one that really made me think "That`s just wrong" was The_young_scot.

I'm going to have to go with kaiobrien. I think he's trying to tell me something.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hotrod

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I'm a sucker for a Hot Rod

HotRodDeathShawl

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what if nigger meant kite

The_young_scot

HotRodDeathToll raced away with Best Offensive Strip.

We're winding down, and this is the last category. I'm going to split this round in two. In this post, you'll see the school-related strips, in the next, the work-related strips. Vote for one each.

Here are all of the School-Related strips:

Teen Troubles: Work by HotRodDeathToll 11-10-05

It sucks being a teenager. You have to go to school and listen to your parents. I can't wait until i get to leave school. Because then i'll have to go to work and listen to my boss.

Skool by LuckyGuess 11-12-05

Hey, I have a couple questions about the college application process. No you don't! Your grades are horrible, you aren't involved in any extra-curricular activities, and can't write an essay worth shit. Besides, even if you did get into a non-community college with some kind of voodoo mind-control, I'm sure you'd just get pregnant in the first semester and drop out to become a hair stylist. Did you get into a good college? Hell no! I'm a 23 year old guidance counselor at the high school I barely graduated from! Why are you even listening to me?

Schooltime: Spanish by cpausti 9-16-05

Hey baby, wanna exchange bodily fluids? I'm your new teacher. Hey hey, I'm in to dominance too. Teach me, oh master. I'm 26. Waistline or chest?

School by kaiobrien 11-21-05

How was your first day of school, son? First day? You mean I've got to come back here again?

And here are the Work-Related strips. Since HotRod's fits both categories, I'm posting his twice.

Again, vote for one School-Related, and one Work-Related:

Office Life 3 by Smurph 7-28-05

So you're a retro gamer then? Well, yeah, but look, we need these files put on the system as soon as you can. I'll just set them here. All your database are belong to us! Ahahahahaaa!!!

That 70's show by The_young_scot 9-30-05

Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my soup Oh, that's not a fly, sir. Then what is it? It's a Superfly

Teen Troubles: Work by HotRodDeathToll 11-10-05

It sucks being a teenager. You have to go to school and listen to your parents. I can't wait until i get to leave school. Because then i'll have to go to work and listen to my boss.

the young scot

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

School = cpausti
Work = Smurph

oops
= work

cpausti = school

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

school=LuckyGuess
work=The_young_scot

school --> LuckyGuess
work --> Smurph

Kaobrien and the_young_scot.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

kaiobrien and smurph.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HotRodDeathToll, The_young_scot

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school: cPOWsti
work: The_hung_scot (despite the oxymoron)

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what if nigger meant kite

School: kaiobrien, Work: Smurph

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

School: kaiobrien
Work: HotRodDeathToll

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The competition is over. We've had some great entries along the way, so lets re-cap:

Best First Comic: The_Young_Scot
Best Last Comic: LuckyGuess
Best Favorite Comic: cpausti
Best Sex-Related Comic: cpausti
Best Top-Rated Comic: The_Young_Scot
Best Political Comic: kaiobrien
Best Offensive Comic: HotRodDeathToll
Best School-Related Comic: kaiobrien
Best Work-Related Comic: The_Young_Scot

So...in the first time in three years, we have a split-decision. The_Young_Scot won the most rounds, but cpausti had the most votes throughout the competition.

Since I stated up-front that most votes wins, I hereby declare the Best New Stripper of 2005 to be none other than cpausti.

It's kind of like how Lance Armstrong won the 2005 Tour de France even though he only won one out of 21 stages of the race.

Congratulations, cpausti.

congrats cpausti
well done tys

Congrats guys!

I'd pass the trophy to cpausti, but I hocked it a year ago for drugs...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Outrage!

Nah just kidding (see what I did there?)
Congratulations cpautsi!

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