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thisstinks17
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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..this one day a bird told me who heard it from a dog who knew about it from a guy who heard it from a clown who thought he might be cool if he talked to micheal jackson who heard it from a kid who kinda just made it up acutally but i mean you didnt hear it from me you heard it from...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

8-05-04 10:17pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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... The Gospel According To Jamie Farr, one of the lesser known gospels, very true, but still it had a certain, oh how do you say, a kind of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1-02-05 1:52am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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...stain on the binder which might have been coffee if it weren't for the thick nodules which dot the rim of the stain whose color isn't so much like coffee as it is like...

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"Old" is the old new.

1-02-05 11:47am (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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... a steaming pile of freshly laid poo, which was then rolled in by rabid dogs, tree weasles, and frightened bull frogs, who thought it only smelled slightly better than...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

1-02-05 7:45pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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...some rotting boot cheese sitting in a back alley in a pile of rat urine on a hot day, but the grossness of it all couldn't compare to...

1-05-05 4:44pm (new)
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ftc
Stripcreator's Big Boss

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... the smell of Brad's feet which is rumored to contain ...

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Poo perhaps?

1-06-05 12:33pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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... the entire Encycopedia Britannica translated into scent-language, which was developed almost by accident by...

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"Old" is the old new.

1-06-05 3:47pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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...a mad Arabian scribe, who accidently incorporated the same information into a set of scrolls later to be translated as the blasphemous Necronomicon, which as a result can be used on certain moonless nights to summon the dread monstrosity known as...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

1-06-05 3:55pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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...JDPLVY, who...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

1-06-05 10:30pm (new)
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Tasty
Has a tiny penis

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produced the compilation album "Ultimate Funk" and uses its funky rhythms blasted from a loudspeaker to...

1-07-05 2:47am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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...your mother's assandface...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-07-05 6:05am (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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...and thats when you realize that you have been doing WAY too much drugs so you check yourself into a rehab, which actually turns out to be inside...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

1-07-05 5:15pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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...YOUR MOM....

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1-08-05 5:00am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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... which is a special kind of rehab called "Arkansas rehab," so named because...

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"Old" is the old new.

1-08-05 9:39am (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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...all of Arkansas can fit up inside your Mom, so you decide to quit whoring around as well because you can stuff the entire family of marmosets up your ass only using a wooden spoon and...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

1-11-05 4:33pm (new)
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Kr0n1c
Product of The California School System

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...camel urine purchased at the Compton swapmeet from a crosseyed...

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Get Your War On

1-14-05 9:45pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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...bole weevil...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-18-05 6:16am (new)
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nuttlehead2000
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...that just so happened to be able to pick up over 4 tons with his penis...

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No.

1-18-05 12:31pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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...by using it as a lever with the fulcrum being a piece of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-20-05 3:15pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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...galvanized lesbianite, a substance so rare that...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1-20-05 3:18pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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...it resolves the paradoxes of Kant's theory, opening up with two basic realizations: (1) Kant always believed that reason connected us directly to things-in-themselves, and (2) Kant's system is not a Cartesian theory of hidden, transcendent objects, but a version of empirical realism, that we are directly acquainted with real objects, a notion that reason connects us directly to things-in-themselves and does not allow for speculative metaphysics as practiced by the Rationalists because reason alone does not determine any positive content of knowledge ("Thoughts without content are empty; intuitions without concepts are blind," A 51), but does allow that we possess two sources of input (physical sensation and the sense of moral duty), with physical sensation precipitating an application of reason to experience, producing the perception of phenomenal objects, thus making the supreme rational expression of this science, while the sense of moral duty on the other hand precipitates an application of reason that generates ethics and religion, its supreme rational expression being "Postulates of Practical Reason," the "Ideas" of God, freedom, and immortality which, to Kant, are required as conditions of the the Moral Law, though differences between reality as seen in science and reality as seen in morality and religion reveal that there are aspects to existence that are not revealed by either datum alone, thus making the two sources unequal in the magnitude and ultimate significance of their content, leading to questions of what science can investigate and know (but still leaves us wondering, "What is it all for?"), and, conversely, morality and religion have a far more limited rational content, returning to many of the same issues over and over again, but such issues happen to include, not just the questions about how to live, but the ultimate questions about the meaning of life and existence ("Life, the Universe and Everything," in the memorable formula of Douglas Adams) and that our moral datum does not lead to direct, positive knowledge of things that we are able to conceive, like God, leads Kant to characterize his system as transcendental idealism, that we have a subjective representation of such things, without the real intuition that we have of physical objects and a reality revealed by morality is thus for Kant a matter of faith (Glaube), an inference from the Moral Law which is itself present to us with an inexplicable authority, thus "transcendental idealism" is profoundly different from other forms of "idealism," like the "subjective idealism" of Berkeley (what Kant called "empirical idealism") or the "objective idealism" of Hegel, both of which offer speculative certainties about the ultimate nature of things, which Kant does not do and instead the nature of things that we can know about concretely, for Kant, is revealed by science, and Hence, Kantian transcendental idealism is equally attended by empirical, and yet soft and chewy, pieces of nougat dipped in...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

2-04-05 11:29am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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...ass...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

2-04-05 1:38pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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...cream, the flavored kind that's sold in all the best...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2-04-05 2:04pm (new)
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thisstinks17
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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cream of coconut manufacturing..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

2-04-05 9:45pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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... cities in the world, which include Kingston, Kailua, and, surprisingly, Moscow, which has a huge surplus of coconuts due to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

2-04-05 11:29pm (new)
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