...be launched into space to celebrate the bimillennial festival of...

..the guy who made the word "groovy" universal...he was the same guy who..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...drank seven screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf du Pape while he...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..did a 400 page report on the differnt ways to use bottle caps and...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...morphed into a horrible two-headed mutant whose two heads and respective voiceboxes belonged to Carl Lewis and Roseanne Barr and both heads immediately began butchering the most-loved song in the universe which was...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

..."A Severed Penis In A Sauce Bottle" by the warbling cunt-faces, which when you think about it...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

... strap on dildos...

... really chafe if you tighten the straps too much and you have to be careful, because that guy that you're reaming with it may start crying because you're making him bleed because you didn't use any...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...butter, which is really fatty, just like your mom who is in reality...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...the secret ingredient in Emeril's famous Burning Asshole Brownies, which can cause three different strains of herpes to attack your spleen with the force of...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...hamburgers...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...that reek of rotting...

...damp burned cardboard¹ like the kind you may find under a sleeping hobo...

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

..that had sexual intercorse with his mom's friends dads cousin named...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... after a famous Nobel Prize-winning biologist who, in fact, was responsible for discovering the gene that makes Germans so angry and Latina pussy so tasty, a fact that proves that if Hitler had gone down on Carmen Miranda then maybe that whole business with the Jews and the Italians may have been avoided, either before or after all that nonsense with the Poles and the Maginot Line and Ilsa and Rick and their time in Paris, the nights filled with booze, amphetamines and buckets of limaceous...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

... pig vomit, which coincedentaly is good for your spleen if you rub it on your...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...cousin Abe, and by Cousin Abe I mean the ubiquitous Abe Vigoda, who can currently be seen applying...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...early 20th century social rules to modern racial minorities, and has been heard in cities throughout, repeating a multitude of slurs like , , , , and pig slut, which is a derogatory term used often in reference to preternatural swine who...

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"It's a second World War II!"

...was making a comic and using the scroll on his mouse made the Red Robot so a dance then he started to...

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I dumb :D

...define concrete concepts using only abstract terms, which didn't make any sense of course, but was good enough to get him an honorary degree in philosophy even though the text made students want to...

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"Old" is the old new.

... stifle their gag reflex which as any hooker can tell you is a simple matter of...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...blunt force trauma, usually indicated by a...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...knee-jerk reaction to having a pancake violently penised into your stuff, which can only happen if...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

..."penis" is a verb, which of course it isn't, thereby making a participle form impossible and rendering...

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"Old" is the old new.

..the entire statement superfluous, unless of course we suspend our disbelief and the laws of grammar and conjugation to allow...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.