I saw this TV show once; it was either an episode of the Twilight Zone or Amazing Stories. This guys wakes up one day to find all his family and neighbors gone. The only people around are these weird guys dressed in solid color jumpsuits that are running around working on various things. It turns out he's somehow slipped out of the normal flow of time. These people are 'building' each second in time, and sooner or later, normal time and everyone else will zip through the particular moment that he's in and move on down the temporal road. A supervisor of one of the workers runs into him and explains what's going on. One of the things he points out is that whenever you can't find your keys or your wallet and you're sure you know where you left it, it's because one of these mooks didn't put it back in exactly the right spot when they were building that moment in time.

Well I walked out of the grocery store today and pulled my grocery list out of my pocket and to my surprise found a movie stub. Had it been to something I'd seen in the past week I wouldn't have thought much of it, but this particular stub was for a 3/13 showing of 'Analyze This', which I assume was in 2000.

I have absolutely no fucking clue where this thing must have been sitting for the past two and a half years. It certainly wasn't because I haven't worn these pants in a long time, since I had them on yesterday.

It's just plain weird.

My only thought is that those guys that make time fucked up again, and put this in my pants by mistake.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My favorite "Twilight Zone" episode is the one where that guy comes home to find that someone (or something) has moved everything exactly one inch to the left.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Bec subscribes to the theory of freak wormholes.

A cheap but nice ring of hers once went missing - vanished completely from her bedside table - and she turned the house upside down looking for it. Months later she happened to see it one day... sitting in the middle of the lounge room floor in plain sight.

As she tells it, the ring fell into a wormhole and eventually fell out again.

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Bec subscribes to the theory of freak wormholes.

As she tells it, the ring fell into a wormhole and eventually fell out again.

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Calling all Geeks... Where can I find a well designed, FREE FTP software? My old warez doesn't run well on my new XP system. I'm using FTP Now for now, but it runs out in 28 days...

I'm hoping for something like 3D-FTP or a similar friendly interface. I know uploading is a simple thing, but the interface can make the experience so much better. 'specially if it's FREE.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think Leech FTP is freeware, avec pretty GUI.

Would you like some new warez?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm kind of partial to C:\Windows\ftp.exe .

A few months ago when I thought my workplace might be getting a new FTP client, I took it upon myself to conduct a review of nearly every client I could find a demo for. In my opinion, everything currently on the market has at least one serious flaw. But the least flawed was the free SmartFTP.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I would rather be steet legal if I can still get decent UI and moderate features.

Does that SmartFTP come free? I see a download. Is that for a free 30 days or ongoing?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As I recall, it's freeware. The "Donation" link on their sidebar (and the absence of a "Register" link) would seem to support that theory.

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Does that SmartFTP come free?

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Will you still need this thread?

Will you still feed it?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Grrrrrr...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It may lie dormant for brief periods, but this thread will never truly die.

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There's something comforting in that thought, DexX.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

This is my 1000'th post.

Isn't it sexy?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Now I'm a Comic Overlord, Bazilla's just a lowly Stripcreator Veteren.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

*sob*

I, too, am a Veteran of stripcreator.

But, as this being my first post in this thread ever, and it just so happens it was on the same page dcomposed had his 1000th post, it's gotta count for something, right?

Right?

Guys?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Will you still need this thread?

Will you still feed it?

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I am responsible for 6.91% of SC.com forum posts.

One out of fifteen forum posts were written by me.

I am colossally sad and geeky.

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How did you work that out? I'm hoping you didn't count every post everywhere.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I just counted 62312 posts on SC, including this one.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I'm pretty sure this belongs here...

mySLUTS by gabe_billings 9-04-02

$DBName = "madam_wongs"; $Tablename = "hookers"; $Query ? SELECT FROM $Tablename WHERE ('natl' = 'asian') AND ('brasize' > '34C') ORDER BY 'weight' $Result = NO RECORDS FOUND INSERT INTO 'bra' (socks x 2)!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Aha! It stands for Siamese Quality Ladies.

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