FinnNYC

I never made any such rant, and you're dragging my name into a fight I have no part of. If you have a problem with me, then it has nothing to do with this, and you should PM me.

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The_young_scot

If you guys don't have an electric accordionist and a guy playing the spoons then you automatically suck.

Can I have backstage passes?

crackpantheryeah, i came for YOU but apparently you have a stalker waiting list

stud.

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BigFrank105

No band is complete without some guy named Jed playing the washboard.

When I'm rich and famous you can all take turns sucking me off backstage.

 

Mandingo goes first though.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

mandingo

The snakes in Florida fucking drive?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If anyone has any good band names that I could steal use with your permission I'd love to steal hear them!

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Play guitar badly and drink a lot.

(That's not a band name. It's just what I did when I had a band.)

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Hot damn, thats exactly what I did in my last band!

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How about The Drunk Guitar Fuckers?

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Well, I does have a certain class to it.

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gabe_billings

The snakes in Florida fucking drive?

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they drive 4x4's with lift kits while wearing gray and white camoflauge and having sex with your girlfriend

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Having Sex With Your Girlfriend sounds like a great band name.

 

Or at least the first album.

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The_young_scot

 

How about 'The Snakes Fucking Drive?'

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boloboffin

gabe_billings

i think those are both Skynyrd albums

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We have a band at work in which we play toy instruments found in backstock. The drums say letters instead of drum beats. We call ourselves the Overnight Stock Misfits. I play guitar. It has three strings and lots of buttons.

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The Skylarks

The Chapparels

The Melloteers

The Flyrights

The Dutch Boyz

The Corpse Felchers

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Mr. number 2's

 

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The Broken Condom Babies

Omegasaurus and the Puny Humans

Redneck Vampires and the Quackity Quack

How about The Stripcreator Aliases.

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How about, "The Pints"

How 'bout, "Trick R Stab!"

Alright I'll just come out and ask:

Who is in the Seattle area who would like to hang with me sometime in mid October (likely around the 19th-22nd)?

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I always thought The Section Eights would be a good band name.