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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Tune out, turn on, geek out.

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11-20-02 9:06pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You gotta be kidding.

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11-22-02 9:18pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I was reading through the Essentials of Fire Fighting when I came across this little gem. Apparently things are going to be a little more interesting than I'd imagined.

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11-23-02 2:48pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I ordered Ubergamer shirt and some Smart Mass Thinking Putty from thinkgeek.com for my christmas presents from my grandmother.

She also wanted me to get my uncle some stuff, so I ordered a solar panal cell phone charger, a Soundbug, and a Forever Flashlight. w00t.

12-09-02 8:05pm (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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Let me get this straight: you ordered an Ubergamer shirt FOR your grandmother. That's one helluva gran.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

12-10-02 9:28am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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FROM.

she had me buy my christmas presents w/ her card.

12-10-02 10:08am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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Darn. I just had an image of her sitting in front of a computer, rocket explosions booming out of the 5.1 surround sound speakers, and her jumping up and shouting "W00T! ANOTHER FRAG!".

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

12-10-02 10:21am (new)
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Devin
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That'll probably be us in another 50 years.

12-10-02 10:43am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[Click to view comic: 'I say this with love, Nate']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-11-02 7:48pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Why am I portrayed as Bazilla?

And my grandmother knows nothing about computers. She just will whatever u ask for.

All in all, funny joke.

12-11-02 8:01pm (new)
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Devin
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Blast, Spankling stole my joke and told it better than I ever could.

12-11-02 8:38pm (new)
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Bazilla
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Because you're a lucky bastard!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

12-11-02 10:59pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Because you're a lucky bastard!


It was the wide innocent eyes that did it for me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-12-02 9:53pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Ah.

If you're sick of god games like the Sims or Civilization and so on, and miss the old days of ID software, check out Serious Sam. I'm about a year late, but I picked up a copy for 5 bucks at the mall and comenced to blow away hundereds of strange bizare monsters in the hours to follow. While it may be mindless violence in the vein that horible psycopaths might be succeptible to, it was sure fun.

12-16-02 12:28pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I highly recommend "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," but I would recommend waiting a while to see it so you don't end up like me in a theater full of chowderheads who laugh or clap at every single line, effect, or facial expression. Do you suppose they are aware that the filmmaker, crew, and cast of the movie cannot hear the audience applauding various scenes? I really hate those people.

The movie rocks in a big way, though. Gollum/Smeagol deserves an Oscar.

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12-18-02 1:13am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I only last week rented the first movie. I'll wait for the rental line to get short on that one too.

But this is what I came in here to post:
Needs more geek.. Anyone have an example of the geek'nest clock ever?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-18-02 10:08pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I heard that they tottaly fudged the story as far as following the book with more made-up romantic stuff and making Gimili the comic relief, among other things. Is this true?

12-19-02 9:19am (new)
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wirthling
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It's been probably 20 years since I read any of the books and even then I don't think I finished reading all of them (I think I maybe got through half of "The Two Towers"), so I don't know how faithful it is to the book. Regardless, it's a wonderful story and it is wonderfully told. Personally, I find the romance part unnecessary but you know they "had to do something to attract female moviegoers" (don't hit me, LadyJ, you know this is how those people think). There's a bit too much Gimli, too. I don't remember how prominent he was in the books, but he does appear to be used for comic relief maybe a couple of times too often.

People who get too caught up in details of the original source are missing the point, though, in my opinion. Movies and the written word are completely different media. A great book does not always make a great movie without some adjustments to make it easier to visualize and easier to sit through (by keeping the length down). Movie makers also have the difficulty of presenting the story to the viewer at a defined pace. A reader of a book can pick the book and leave it at will and can go back to reread certain sections if desired. A filmmaker has to lay it all out there with a definite structure, concise exposition, and a concern for pacing to keep the viewer attentive. If you don't want to see an adapted screenplay of a novel, just don't go see it.

Despite the fact that some details have been changed and that there are a couple of flaws, "The Two Towers" is still a thrilling, amazing piece of filmmaking and is well worth paying to see on the big screen, in my opinion.

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12-19-02 9:36am (new)
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Brad
Feature Creep

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I highly recommend "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," but I would recommend waiting a while to see it so you don't end up like me in a theater full of chowderheads who laugh or clap at every single line, effect, or facial expression. Do you suppose they are aware that the filmmaker, crew, and cast of the movie cannot hear the audience applauding various scenes? I really hate those people.

The movie rocks in a big way, though. Gollum/Smeagol deserves an Oscar.


I saw the movie last night and it kicked all kinds of ass. I was stuck beside a girl who kept talking to her boyfriend about the movie. Any time there was any hint of a surprise or mystery or suspense, she just couldn't wait for the movie to reveal things, she had to ask how it turned out and he would tell her.

However, by the last hour I think the intensity of the movie had finally shut her up. Or maybe I just stopped noticing her. I'll be seeing it again soon. Great movie.

(And I've never read the books, so I can't comment on the faithfulness-to-the-books thing.)

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12-19-02 9:48am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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I won't hit you. I know what you mean. I agree that it was the intent. I also think that it may have failed. The females that already liked the books were also aware of feeling the attempt at manipulation with the overuse of Arwen. I heard a few talking in the bathroom, and they pretty much echoed my sentiments with regard to that. I don't think it really draws NEW female interest, because there really isn't enough "extra female character development" to counterbalance the other elements that non-fans aren't interested in.

I *do* think that they wanted an opportunity to add a little (and I do mean little) jiggly elf-tit for the male fans. You'd think that women who live as long with gravity as female elves do would invent a bra.

The romantic energy between Eowyn and Aragorn may have been overblown, but it was true to the book. The book kind of only gave a nod to it, but it was there - Eowyn fell immediately in love with Aragorn because he was magnetic and sexy and tragic, and Aragorn barely acknowledged her, except to inflame her interest by appreciating her courage, and to continue to be magnetic and sexy and tragic at her. Tolkien may not have done a lot of female character development in the books, but Eowyn was one that most females would immediately identify with and like. I think they did a really good job with that whole dynamic.

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There's a bit too much Gimli, too. I don't remember how prominent he was in the books, but he does appear to be used for comic relief maybe a couple of times too often.

People are forgetting that in the books, the friendly rivalry between Legolas and Gimli was also comic relief. Movies make everything bigger, and they made that bigger too. Yes, Gimli is comic relief. Yes, it's done too much as compared to the books. No, I don't think it's that bad a thing. I was looking forward to seeing the part where Gimli smugly told Legolas he'd already taken two out, and Legolas informs him that he's at 17. Tolkien wrote it that way, and it was comic relief in print. It was just as cute on screen.

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People who get too caught up in details of the original source are missing the point, though, in my opinion. Movies and the written word are completely different media. A great book does not always make a great movie without some adjustments to make it easier to visualize and easier to sit through (by keeping the length down). Movie makers also have the difficulty of presenting the story to the viewer at a defined pace. A reader of a book can pick the book and leave it at will and can go back to reread certain sections if desired. A filmmaker has to lay it all out there with a definite structure, concise exposition, and a concern for pacing to keep the viewer attentive. If you don't want to see an adapted screenplay of a novel, just don't go see it.
I agree completely. Moreover, I think that of all movie adaptations of books I've seen, this one is The Most respectful of the original source. I think it was done superbly.

Hear hear! I was enthralled. However, I do highly suggest to everyone that they make a pee-trip before sitting down in the theater. I spent the latter half of the movie clenching.

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12-21-02 11:19am (new)
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Devin
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Now I'm more interested in the Two Towers game. Anyone wanna mention a little about it?

12-21-02 3:22pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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http://www.useit.com/alertbox/20021223.html

Web design "humor."

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12-24-02 7:16pm (new)
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Brad
Feature Creep

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I've seen it twice now and both times I've successfully managed to get through it without having to hit the bathroom. I'm pretty proud of this. I had to carefully manage my liquid intake for two hours before the movie and I'm planning to write a book on the technique. My girlfriend teased me about it but she had to go twice the last time we went, so the book will not be dedicated to her.

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12-24-02 11:12pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Ah, but if anyone needs a book like that it would be her.

And I can't believe nobody mentioned this yet but... uh huh huh huh... page 69. Uh huh huh huh.

12-25-02 12:58am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I saw The Two Towers on Monday. It kicked ass. Despite the fact that I tried managing my fluid intake and used the restroom immediately before the movie started I still had to go in the middle. I was, however, able to get to the restroom, do my business, wash my hands and return to my seat in under 20 seconds. I plan on writing a companion book to Brad's on the subject.

My wife had to go too. When she got back and asked what she missed, I told her "Not much. Aragorn got naked. That's about it." Then she slugged me.

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12-25-02 10:28am (new)
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