I'm sorry... I didn't have any better ideas. :(

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This is not my empire.

TTCC3: Violating Satanic Civil Rites by Namgubed 10-12-02

Who's our next suspect, Yablonski? Satan, of course! He's very, very evil! And I have a feeling he knows something. We'll just extract that information with the old good cop / bad cop technique! You go first. * RIGHT HOOK * TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW, YOU MURDERING LIAR!! Ow! * LEFT CROSS * YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU, YOU LYING, MURDERING WASTE OF LIFE!! Turning the other cheek is just NOT my schtick!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

flick-01

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Lady J Dot Bed

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Namjuoted

Yes, it works.

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- joft

Oops, Josh was still logged in. Sorry. Consider ^ post mine.

ladyjam

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The team consisting of DH-01 and flickguy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ladyjambednet

Tough decision, but I think the good cop/bad cop theme was much stronger in theirs.

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What others say about boorite!

ladygubeddotnet

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

TheBlairZip/andydougan:

The bracket thinger is really helpful. How about also having a thinger that shows the winning strips in order, as a reference? It's really easy to get lost amid all these strips.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Debug my lady J, man

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Quite right, dear lady!

Bracket

Winning Entries (in order):

Tag-Team Cup ]|[: Brando Would Have Turned This Script Down by Scyess 9-10-02

...and so what was the victim telling you before he was found murdered, castrated, and stuck to the women's room ceiling with gum? He was telling me about something he found this morning... Odd... I don't remember leaving a bloody horse head in my bed... and I just bought these Calvin Klein sheets... Sorry to interrupt, but I'm from the Medical Examiner's office. What should I do with the stuck-up castrato? Leave the gum; take the cajones.

TTCC3: Horse, with the oats, in the restroom by evil_d 9-18-02

You might as well confess, Horse. We know you did it. What's your evidence? We found Doritos in the victim's stomach! It's a known fact that you love Doritos! So you're saying I forced him to eat my favorite food before I killed him. He also had Quaker Oats stuffed up his nose. Who doesn't love the smell of oats in the morning?

TTCC3: Nutritious and Delicious by DMSO 9-18-02

Look Horse, we know you were planning to stuff and cook him before eating the corpse. It's a classic cannibalistic homicide. How can it be cannibalism? We're not even the same species. Besides, I'm on a diet. Apart from the occasional salad, I've only been eating Slimfast milkshakes. I thought the whole point of SlimFast was that you can eat whatever you like the rest of the time. Do you have any idea how many calories there are in man-flesh? This figure does not maintain itself.

TTCC3: Bad Touch by BigEvilDan 9-24-02

**BANG!** That sounds like my cue. Now, where's the victim? I can't see a thing with the lights out. I'll have to feel my way around. That's the table... that's somebody's ass... that's my lunch... Aha! Another poor soul is within my grasp! PREPARE TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF DEATH, PUNY MORTAL! **THUD!** Why is Death on the floor with his hands down his pants?

[Click to view comic: 'Tag Team Comic Contest - Death Takes A Permanent Vacation.']

[Click to view comic: 'It Does a Body Good']
[Click to view comic: 'Raising the Steaks']

[Click to view comic: 'Inspector Yablonski Hates You']
[Click to view comic: 'Inspector Sensitive']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

LadyGubed

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Nam_Lady

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Dad was flammable

The K1ng c@nn0t dec1de wh1ch entry 1s bett0rz. @ d0n@t10n t0 my tre@sury m1ght 1nfluenxx0rz my dec1s10n...

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

make another tag team cup faggosaurus

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

when you are done with this one i mean

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Okay...I guess that's it for this match. Winner: ladyjdotnamgubed.

This next match should prove interesting. I say that because one of the teams don't live here anymore, apparently.

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Match 2: PhreakyDexX vs. Kajun lara7

Your task: Satan gives his statement. What does he know that will lead us to solving the murder of Butch? And how does "Mr. Snugglybear" fit in to the scenario? And what of the floorshow? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had been shaped by Satan's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic!
The suspects: captain, jael, horse, and satan
The rule: Scyess sez, "Each comic must contain some fictional euphemism or cliche that sounds real but isn't, such as 'Even a dog can eat quiche!' or 'You can fly that in the wind on a string!'"

You have until this time Friday, but please try to be as quick as possible. We need to finish this thing soon.

The Bracket.

The story, so far.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Well, I am here for what I can only imagine will be forever.

Lara, if you want to discuss any kind of plot or plan or tactics, I am available thusly:

AIM: TheKajunFirefly
MSN: kajunfirefly@hotmail.com
E-mail: kajunfirefly@hotmail.com

If we are unable to bump into each other, or I don't hear from you I'll make the first strip.

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Dad was flammable

I have made my comic, and been in contact with Lara, she says she will follow up my comic, I just don't know when. Hopefully before the day is out.

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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I have made my comic, and been in contact with Lara, she says she will follow up my comic, I just don't know when. Hopefully before the day is out.

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TTCC3: Yablonski ate my poodle! by KajunFirefly 10-23-02

Sir, have you noticed anything strange about that "Mr Snugglybear"? The swelling around the anus? No sir, he looks exactly like "Bear", Horse's best friend, do you think that could be a clue? Perhaps, but I was thinking that the shitload of blood stained clothes at Jael's house was a more urgent concern. Are you sure that isn't exactly what the murderer wants us to think? Well, you can't catch lemons with a uterus.

TTCC3: Meanwhile, a tender moment.... by lara7 10-25-02

Oh, thank goodness they let me see you! In a moment, I have to be interrogated, so it's good we have this time together. Mr. Snugglybear? Please, answer me! Jeez, talking to you is like trying to buy purple paint from Aunt Minnie! Wait..no pulse...entrance wound...Mr. Snugglybear!!! NOOOO!! MOH!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

...uh

Lajun7?

So, we win?

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Dad was flammable