No, I think you just need a majority.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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If it can't, I'll do it.

If skagg doesn't show up by the time I'm done work, I'll post some rules.

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Yes, yes it is.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I wish I had known! There were four or five bouncy young ladies just here looking for you. They had various undergarments they wanted you to sign. When I said I had actually typed messages into the same thread as you, one of them fainted right there.

I gave them each a cookie and sent them on their way. Maybe they'll catch up to you someday.

8-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mutiny by Spankling 6-25-01

Aboard the good ship Low Pass Captain Skagg, the crew is revolting! Yeah, they stink on ice. So, Mr. Christian, you think you can take over this contest? That's Dan. Big Evil Dan. Not Dave. Not Christian. Let's not make this any more confusing than it already is. Are you still in charge, sir? What do you care, Spanks? You were history ages ago.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

howdy

been a little busy lately and my connection has been up and down shits creek like a fucking weston donkey

ill post some by wednesday i promise

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

tick tock tick tock

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

okay okay

next!

rules

1 - all characters must be invisible
2 - quote corky & the juice pigs
3 - end on something requiring a 4th panel
4 - backgrounds must contain the letter d

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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okay okay

next!

rules

1 - all characters must be invisible
2 - quote corky & the juice pigs
3 - end on something requiring a 4th panel
4 - backgrounds must contain the letter d

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Corky and the Juice Pigs Lyrics

I assume that by "end on something requiring a 4th panel," skagg means that the logical conclusion to the story laid out in the first 3 panels would occur in the 4th panel, if there was a 4th panel. Skagg is a lousy bastard. Glad I'm not in this contest.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

oh yeah, umm, 48 hours and all that jazz

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

And the rules for the final battle:

-No characters are allowed
-No props are allowed
-No backgrounds are allowed
-No dialogue is allowed
-The title must be less than 15 letters and written in Hawaiian.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Don't give him any ideas.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I tried my best here people.

corky & the juice pigs meet nothing and background odd1 by crabby 6-28-01

There's a power within me there's an empire down below where energy and miracles are free and often flow Right, just who is that guy you got there with you??? He lives down by the furnace And he makes the young kids nervous He tells everybody to call him Tony But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony Oh i get it so he's a janiator huh???? You wanna get your ass kicked or something smart ass!!!! Your killing the whole mystique i was trying to build up!!!! Why don't we take this to the infamous panel 4 if you got a problem!!!

I wouldn't worry, crabby. You're not allowed in this contest anyway.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

These rules make my brain hurt.

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Hello, my name's Kate Capshaw. And a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on Different Strokes. But there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about. And my name is Carol Channing. You know me better as Lando Calrissian from the Empire Strikes Back. But I bet you didn't know that I'm also a board certified cardio-thoracic surgeon and a wet nurse. Sometimes Carol and I like to dig holes in the desert and fart out knock knock jokes in morse code. -.- -. --- -.-. -.- / -.- -. --- -.-. -.- .-- .... --- .----. ... / - .... . .-. . ..--.. .. -. - . .-. .-. ..- .--. - .. -. --. / -.-. --- .-- .. -. - . .-. .-. ..- .--. - .. -. --. / -.-. --- .-- / .-- .... --- ..--..

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't like you, skagg. You make mean rules. *sniffle*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'll vote for the lady (J - not gabe). She wasn't trying to make me think so hard. Did he really expect me to look up the code and translate the joke?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maybe I could just break into his house and fill up his sock drawer with tapioca pudding.

Tr - Peut-être je pourrais juste pénétrer par effraction dans sa maison et remplir son tiroir de chaussette vers le haut de pudding de tapioca.

Tr - Perhaps I could just penetrate by effraction in his house and fill his drawer with sock to the top of pudding of tapioca.

Je ne connais pas les français by gabe_billings 6-28-01

J'ai demandé wirthling pour observer ma maison ce week-end tandis que j'allais au pays. Ce n'était pas une bonne idée. J'ai demandé wirthling pour observer ma maison une fois et il a baisé mon chien tandis que j'étais allé. Si je seulement connu. Je confirmerai l'honneur de Fifi par wirthling provocant à un duel. Vous devriez le défier à un cockfight. J'entends qu'il est arrêté comme un gerbil. Peut-être je pourrais juste pénétrer par effraction dans sa maison et remplir son tiroir de chaussette vers le haut de pudding de tapioca. C'est une bonne idée. Est-ce qu' hé, pourquoi vous ne allez pas extérieur et ne jouez pas la peau et ne allez pas baise vous-même?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Mangez merde, mon chou-chou.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yeah, well voule vookoo chez in my pants, buddy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I already did.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Why can't crabby be in this contest???

You're not tall enough.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Maybe I could just break into his house and fill up his sock drawer with tapioca pudding.

Tr - Peut-être je pourrais juste pénétrer par effraction dans sa maison et remplir son tiroir de chaussette vers le haut de pudding de tapioca.

Tr - Perhaps I could just penetrate by effraction in his house and fill his drawer with sock to the top of pudding of tapioca.

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