... tough weeds out by the roots, you know, the ones in your garden that just won't...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...really big dancing banana,eating some cake,and yelling at you for...

....DARKWIIIIING DUUUUUUUCK!....

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Let's get dangerous!

...who actually knows how to continue a run-on sentence, unlike Kaidenrocks who...

makes allusions to other people masturbating while he fantasizes about prematurely ejaculating inside his under-roos waiting patiently for his balls to drop forcing his

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Kill Whitey.

...parents to seek out possible psychiatric help, or possibly just neuter him, but that will only...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...leave a grease stain on the couch that looks just like Elvis, but not the bloated last days Elvis, but the young hip Elvis, however it will smell more like...

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...the bloated Elvis, which is a cross between overripe bananas, hair gel, sweat from fat armpits, and something not unlike...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... the face I make when I come on your gramma's titties while she holds a vibrating dildo to my...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...quivering lips as I breathily exclaim my undying passion for wanting to be within your loins while I gently caress your...

...fresh fruit straight out of the produce aisle, with that healthy sheen you only see...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...on sheep with...

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

...a day's fresh sheering from a firm-handed New Zealand shepherd, while his herding dog laps up...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

...the blood of a PETA membember, whose hand attempeted to stop the sheering, but instead had his...

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... quesadilla fall on the ground, which really ruins...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...any chance he might have had to attrace large numbers of flexible, svelte, female forklift operators, who as it happens are particuarly prized in...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...forking, and when I say "forking," I actually mean...

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

..."sporking", which rhymes with "borking", not to be confused with...

"whore king," such as the 17th century whore king Timmy O'Malley, who once stuffed 30 potatoes...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

into a rip in the time-space continum, the resulting paradox caused...

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

...through a series of bizzare occurances a tragedy which would later become known as Celine Dion, a horrible error in human judgment exacerbated by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...pimple-faced kids with no musical talent singing her 'songs' on reality shows, judged by black men for whom the performances started out 'just a'ight' but were redeemed by 'pulling it out at the...'

...the emo convention hosted by...

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Rofl my waffle.

George W. Bush at the national coloring book competition while

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

...his plastic pickle on the...

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obscenity filter is off