I sure don't. Wish I did. I'm setting up an Apache server on a wireless broadband this summer running RedHat 9. I want to run PHP scripts and some other neat crap, but I'm pretty much on my own as far as how to do it. Good luck, man.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You might want to try this though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Actually, try this instead. The other one seems to not open for anybody outside of the UK.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This guy actually replied to an email I sent him. I am teh special.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I am sitting here at 1:41am on Friday night. I just finished watching Dumb and Dumber and Finding Forester.

IAACG.

I learned this today:

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/sga.htm

Now I can read the signs in commander keen.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sequels are always better then the originals. I can't wait.

THE RETURN OF XPAC!!!!

Oops, wrong guy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

... right.. I'm not Xpac.. that's for sure.. *shifty eyes*

Man. Some FAQs have it, and some FAQs don't. This FAQ has it.

[list]
[*]Is it true the BLM sells wild horses and burros?
[*]What are wild horses and burros?
[*]Why does the Federal Government offer wild horses and burros for adoption?
[*]What kinds of wild horses and burros are available for adoption?
[*]How wild is a wild horse or burro?
[*]How many wild horses and burros are available for adoption?
[*]What does it cost to adopt a wild horse or burro?
[*]If I adopt a wild horse or burro am I responsible for the gentling?
[*]What does it cost to care for a wild horse or burro?
[*]Where can I learn more about horses or burros?
[*]Where can I adopt a wild horse or burro?
[*]How can I qualify to adopt a wild horse or burro?
[*]What facilities are required for a wild horse or burro?
[*]What kind of trailer is required to transport a wild horse or burro?
[/list]

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My burro has diarrhea, what should I do?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

http://www.moller.com/ Okay Geeks - is the Skycar for real?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I believe in you geeks! Don't let me down! Now I have a question about a spam I just received. Anyone ever hear of these guys?

Here it is, mostly unchanged:
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Are there no more geeks?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There are always more geeks.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I defragmented my room yesterday, but there's still one corupt sector left.

I suggest fire; the biblical cleanser.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I have never seen a Star Trek TNG movie.

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What others say about boorite!

I got a letter from the Brothers Chaps of Homestarrunner fame. Mainly due to the fact that I sent them pictures of the Homestar sticker I put in the window of one of the engines at work.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shocking!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Incans are colossal geeks

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dear god, this thread still exists on the first page?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm not a colossal geek or anything, but this thread just looked lonely.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.