I read it, and felt that it really blew the lid off the whole "Howdy Doody" conspiracy. Hard-hitting investigative journalism of this magnitude comes along once in a generation. Well done.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Thanks!  Now that I've gotten a taste for blood, I'm going to start blowing the lids off all kinds of stuff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

I'd hit that.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

I'd hit that.

Unfortunately, Howdy seems to be saying that those breasts are his.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

I'd hit that.

Unfortunately, Howdy seems to be saying that those breasts are his.

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what if nigger meant kite

porfle vs. ennui...

If you want to read it, click here...if not...ehh...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am now afraid of my wife's vagina.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

PORFLE VS. COWS!!!

YOU LITERALLY WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Now that Street Fighter 4 has been announced, I want to say that I bet it'll be just as unfun as SF3.

Plus, it's going to be 3d instead of 2d, which already cost Capcom their credibility with me.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Capcom had credibility?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wait, it's been almost 20 years since Street Fighter 2 and they're only on 4 now?

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Poop.

it was a pretty long street

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what if nigger meant kite

Ahhh street fighter. We used to get to the arcade when it opened at like 10 AM with fifty cents in our grubby pockets and play all day on other people's money. We were that bad-ass at it. Unlike really fighting in the street at which we were the worst.

I've been playing My Sims for about a week straight in between working, and I've neglected you guys. I'm sorry.

By the way, My Sims isn't that great of a game but it's something other than Wii Play and Wii Sports, so it was nice to have a change.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i played Pong for 16 hours straight last night.

hey, wasn't Pong the name of a video game too?

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Kill Whitey.

I got my Xbox 360 back from the chop shop, so I've been playing Halo 3 for the last day or two.

If anyone wants to play with me my gamertag is "The Young Scot"

Easy to remember I guess...

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

My gamertag is Bigfrank105, but I haven't been on Live in over a year, and that was when I played Halo 2. I'd play now but I doubt anyone does anymore.

HCRoyall

 Even though they hadn't made a fighting game in 6 years, they were still considered the greatest fighting game developers of all time, instead of, you know, any of the developers that still actually make fighting games.  

 Good of them to bring out SF4, so as to change people's minds.

 Oh, the other thing Capcom's doing for SF's 20th anniversary is a new live action Street Fighter movie.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVidThe games were good, but they must really hate their fans to put out another movie.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RIP Vincent DeDomenico. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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obscenity filter is off

My parents, sister, and brother-in-law have been evacuated from their homes due to the wildfires in San Diego and are therefore staying at mine.

Pray for rain.

YOU'RE asking us to pray?

isn't prayer just a complicated way of pleading with thunderstorms?

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Kill Whitey.

a family needing to move in with a gay family member is just a sitcom waiting to happen. someone produce it. we'll name the dog wildfire and choady will be played by Nathan Lane

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what if nigger meant kite

Isn't Larry David already doing this plotline?

I guess we'll just have to settle for the bumper crop of Choad's family cartoons coming soon.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker