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I'M TRIPPIN BALLS

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I'M TRIPPIN BALLS

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

PORFLE VS. PROGRESS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Tomorrow I'm moving back to New Orleans for a month and then to New Zealand for a year.

I'm officially in New Orleans.  I woke up at 5:30 AM, ran two miles, then did shots with my brother.

crackpantherIsn't that a little late in the morning to be doing shots?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I've been drinking all day, so my resistance is down. I've now officially expanded my list of girls I'd go straight for by one. For those of you not in the know, my prior list was:

Scarlett Johansson

Jennifer Connolly (this scene in The Hot Spot confused me for many years)

Now, while she's been in the on-deck circle for longer than i can remember, the list now includes:

Michelle Trachtenberg.

More on this as it develops.

I had the BIGGEST crush on Michelle Trachtenberg when she was on 'Pete and Pete'. She's gotten to be pretty damn hot, but unfortunately nobody knows it because the only real movie she's been in is 'Eurotrip'.

I'd go gay, just to go straight again for her.

here

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

dcom mailed me a calendar. that is my announcement.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

that's one scary looking broad.

you guys might need to get out more often....

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Kill Whitey.

I like the STAR WARS prequels.  Therefore, I am superior to all the anal-retentive buttheads running around whining "The prequels suck!  They're not entertaining enough!  They--waaah--don't make enough sense!  Waaahhh, haaaahhh, HAAA-AAA-AAAAHHH!!!"  What a bunch of slobbering little crybabies who should shut up.  The STAR WARS prequels are fun popcorn movies with great SPFX, just like the original trilogy.  So either shut up and enjoy them, or just shut up period.  I'm sick of the constant whining, and I'm not afraid to say so on the Internet where you can't hit me.  NYAAH-nyaaahhh!

Find out what this has to do with whiffle balls HERE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have apparently been spelling 'whiffle balls' incorrectly for a long time.

Why have you ever needed to spell "whiffle balls," much less for a long time?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You can spell it either "whiffle" or "wiffle."  I looked it up as part of my extensive research on the subject.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

not_Scyess

For the last decade I've made my living running a Proofreading and Whiffle Ball Engraving While-U-Wait service.

Guess you'll be giving out quite a few refunds now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

PORFLE VS. CONSTANT SEXUAL STIMULATION

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THIS HAS BEEN CALLED "THE MOST FASCINATING STORY EVER WRITTEN"!!!  SEE FOR YOURSELF:

"Truly, this is the most fascinating story ever written." -- porfle

WOW!!!  YOU CAN READ IT YOURSELF RIGHT HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't how I ever lived without these mind-boggling essays of mind-boggliness.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

If I can boggle a single mind, it's all worth it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My wife and I are all moved in to our new house. Unfortunately we don't have internet there yet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I went out with someone last night, but came home with my ex.

I'm probably in double trouble.

AccentuateNegative

You truly are a man's man.

it's Twi_prime and my two-year anniversary today and we met right here on the site. thanks, Brad! drop the restraining order and we'll let you be a flower girl at the eventual wedding!

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what if nigger meant kite