I saw Stephen King in 1999 when I was up in Maine.

I've never seen him (that story about him living in my house is actually just fictional) but I do have an autographed letter from him.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Then there's no real chance for a Maximum Overdrive sequel?
How dare you toy with our emotions like that!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

biped

An autographed letter from a judge telling you to stay away from Stephen King's kids is not an autograped letter from Stephen King.

Did you hear that?

In my mind, they were rabbits.  I'd call that a mitigating circumstance.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have 1337 comics. Nuff said.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

i saw him bounce off my windshield when i was driving in Maine.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

And then you ran that guy in the van off the road? The perfect crime!

Let me guess. You'd finally broken down and read The Tommyknockers. Little did you realize he'd lash back with Dreamweaver.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I am about to change my work schedule. Instead of four days, Friday through Monday, 3:30pm-2:00am, I will now be working five days, Sunday through Thursday 5:30am-2:00pm.

Consequently, I'm taking the next two days off to switch my sleep schedule. I've been awake since about 1:00 yesterday and will not go to sleep until at least 4:00 this afternoon. I will try very hard to make it until 8:00 pm, my new bedtime. I start the new work schedule on Wednesday.

All times Central.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

i recommend amphetamines. in small doses.

and then some valium, you know, to take the edge off.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmericanw0rd. i take Dextroamphetamine whenever i need to adjust my schedule. i can stay up 30, 40 hours. usually no one dies

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what if nigger meant kite

I will be going to court...

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obscenity filter is off

Hope you win.

It usually works if you say she claimed to be 18.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

PORFLE VS. PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHO LARRY STORCH IS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

we're moving into a bigger place on the 20th. which is cool because of the "bigger place" part, but blows goats because of the "moving" part

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what if nigger meant kite

biped

Finally! Someone willing to take a stance on this important topic! Perhaps you'd be interested in joining me in my crusade against people unfamiliar with the genius of Clu Gulager...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Clu Gulager is fucking awesome.  I saw an episode of "Ironside" a while back that had both him and Ralph Meeker in it, and it just about blew my mind.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Stipulated to a mutual restraining order.

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obscenity filter is off

I am currently listening to "Bring the Noise" by Anthrax.

I just finished configuring the MacBook Air I got for my wife. It's triple awesome.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I just bought some wierd "Zoo Tycoon" game from Wal-Mart for $10.50. It's surprisingly addicting. Like the Sims 2 or something like that.

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Buddabingbadingning

You think that's great, you should try Thrillville for Wii. It's like zoo tycoon only with an amusement park instead of a zoo.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Actually, I have tried that. It's really fun. I've also tried Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, Sims 1 and 2, Zoo Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon 2, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Milkshakes, etc.

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Buddabingbadingning

In my opinion, the ultimate sim-style game is still "Afterlife". It's SimHeaven AND SimHell in the same game - you have to build both afterlifes simultaneously.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."