Funny, that's the same thing Al Gore said at the little-known Stripcreator debate during the presidential election of 2000.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

spring (with my twin sister):

summer:

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You know you totally missed me!

quote:

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spring (with my twin sister):

summer:

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Uh, yeah, that's totally Lindsay Lohan. Even the picture SAYS Lindsay Lohan on the source. Come on, now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*sigh* DUHHHH It was supposed to be a joke, I guess I'm not at liberty to make one. It was also supposed to be obvious. Plus, I don't really think MaKK_BeNN looks like that, either. Just a thought. Don't worry, I'll be posting the real photo sometime this week, yeesh.

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You know you totally missed me!

we'll see.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

crap, sorry! My stupid laptop keeps posting things twice. What is up with thta?

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You know you totally missed me!

CRAP! see what I mean? evertime I go back....

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You know you totally missed me!

You'll grow out of it. I did.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sadly, I always look like a grubby Arab man being awakened at 4:30 in the morning.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

You mean you really aren't?

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Poop.

As surely as you're not a cow on a scooter.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That's not a cow on a scooter... that's my wife!!

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Poop.

:O

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Would you be offended if I said you're wife is udderly beautiful? ;)

*sits back and awaits this new line of inquiry being milked to the death*

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

How dairy you guys make jokes about Rabid's wife?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, she's practically the spitting image of Ms. Derek. I'd say she came off the Bo vine.

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I Cud steak moo reputation that calf the guys in here think she is vealy nice looking um ... and is probably called Pat and um..er..has like 4 stomachs and gets milked by a machine on a regular basis and is in actual fact an actual real-live cow. I think that about covers it.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

That was low, not very kine at all. Did you drink a holstein at the porter house before posting that? You really could have done butter. After that, you might want to get away -- take a vaca-
tion toro mantic New Jersey -- the south side near Filet, or something.

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Kaufman why do I imagine you strikeing a Run DMC style pose after you typed that? You know the pose, arms folded, leaning back on ur Addidas like you just blew the opposition apart with your stylings. Word. I am played out. Boinky will be along later with the correct name for that stance, probably.

Smamurai B.s.e

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Oddly enough, I have no idea who that person is. I think that means it's time I go to the dentist and read People magazine. NiceJohnson, you're on 90 day probation where we all act like your jokes don't make sense. It's a tough, unspoken rule.

Also, (insert cow pun here).

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Not at all. This is just for fun stuff. What I find worthy of Jordan or Heisman poses is the elegantly crafted stinkbomb, the Feghoot that you don't realize is a Feghoot till it's too late and that sucker's smacked you in the face. That's what makes me do the Snoopy Twinkletoes dance. You've got me all wrong.

Oh, and I think it's Pun DMC.

Don't say that, smam. You did a fine job of raising the bar. Enough to get my attention ;-) I'm sure you can pull out a few dozen more for this cattle call.

Whatheifer.

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Nah! I was trying to be lame on porpoise there ( I think I can swing that one as I am sure dolphins have calves??)

See now I have a picture in my head of a dolphin walking around with legs, and I am trying to tie that back to a a cow reference somehow. How do I switch it off, I need to get some work done?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Best I can come up with on short notice is a sheep reference (Dan Merino). Sorry.

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