You bastard.

Ugh! And yet you still believe in a just God?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I am a closet racist.

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Not anymore.

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yeah, like i mean the whole world knows now.

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What if you're a wardrobe?

Get it... closet anything.

LEWL!

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Poop.

Actually, closet Jessica Simpson fans should stay that way. Those who opely proclaim it should go in the closet. For the good of us all.

1)Sometimes at night I lie in bed awake for upto 2 hours trying to acheive an orgasm by pure thought alone. I've never quite managed it but I have been pretty close to it a few times leaving myself with a wet oozing willy. I eventually give up and allow myself to touch myself.

2)I 'zone out' with white noise. The sound of a vacuum cleaner or bad telly reception causes me to get goose-bumps all over. I love it and even switch on an empty washing-machine and hang about the kitchen for a couple of hours just riding the womb-like wave.

3)I am madly in love with my lady and our 3 month old little girl and like to hold them against me when they are naked, for two completely different reasons (obv).

4)My intelligence eludes me and mocks me. I'll catch myself thinking something really clever profound and true but I will forget it two minutes later. I know I'm smart because my brain occasionally shows me what I am capable of, but then it fucks me over by sending me over to the cheese-counter in Tescos and then temporarily removes the word 'cheese' from my vocab.

5)I can't dance. Not even alone in private. I can't even try to dance, alone and in complete privacy. How bad is that? You would think that the one person I could be relaxed with was me, but not when it comes to dancing.

6)I have only ever bought myself one CD in my lifetime (I'm 28). It was a four disker by 'The Specials'. I like music but I prefer to be surprised by what come on next, if you know what I mean.

7)I wish all the cats of the world would rise up against mankind in a doomsday scenario. We would kick their arses. I just think it would be so cool to get suited up and go outside weilding a baseball bat with a meat-cleaver glued to the end of it and kill wave after wave of semi-domesticated mammals. Hell the birds could fight on the cat's side and I wouldn't give a shit. Dogs might be pushing it a bit though.

8)I watch Jetix in the mornings.

9)I drink and smoke like a fiend.

10)Went through a nudist beach but cheated 'cos I never left the water.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Maybe he hates closets.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Nate, come out of the closet. Show your true colours.

I also love most types of Guinness I've had, though I've never had it in Britain, which will be corrected in march.) IPA's don't do it for me. However, Magic Hat's #9 , which technically is a pale ale, is one of my favorite domestic beers. I also just tried a lot of Victory's stuff thanks to a great xmas gift and can understand the appeal of hoppy stuff like that... it was fantastic. Maybe I'll start a beer thread, unless we already have one of those. Beer discussion is awesome.

Oh, and Mikey, I'm in Philly most of the year, but I trek to NYC on occasion to go to Harold night. Last year we performed in the Del Close Marathon (heard of it?) which was great, and I met the UCB troupe. We train with [URL="http://www.theshoves.com"]The Shoves[/URL], a harold team there. They used to be called Dillinger, but I guess Dillinger disbanded.

A comedy Show, eh? Post the date and I'll do my darndest to make it there.It's pretty hard to get a show in UCB now, I hear. They have another theater, apparently, which may offer better time slots. The hip ny crowd is all over the UCB bandwagon.

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Billee, that's awesome! I'm in NY/CT most of the time and trek to Philly every so often. I've got a shitload of friends down in the Ardmore area. How old are you?

If you're from Philly, you've gotta know Noosphere. The bassist Morgan is the kid I stay with every time we go down there and is the bastard responsible for getting me to this site.

Maybe we could hook up sometime.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

me= envious that you were at the Del Close Marathon

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I live in Ardmore. Well, my dorm/apartment is in Ardmore. I go to Haverford College. I am a young'n, only 21. And mmyers, if you ever, ever have the chance to hit up the marathon, do it. Around 1 in the morning on friday night was the hardest I've ever laughed, ever, and I laugh all the time. The best improvisers in the world were drunk, five feet in front of me, and pretending to be a bad improv troupe from boston that hates the yankees.

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Sex Piano.

You have the wrong chromosomes. Women have the innate ability to orgasm by thinking. Takes me anywhere from 3 minutes to an hour depending on my mood.

rainbow alert

Haverford! Well, you may not know any of my friends, seeing as how I don't think any of them know what a school is anymore. Have you heard of the local band, Noosphere?

Do you know anyone that actually lives in the area off-campus?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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