*Docteur Pedantic mode* Voulez vous couch -- aw screw it, this post isn't funny.

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

*Docteur Pedantic mode* Voulez vous couch -- aw screw it, this post isn't funny.

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The funny thing is, I've been to a lot of jam stores, and I've seen orange marmalade, and apricot marmalade, but I've never ever seen one of those places selling lady marmalade.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Read from the beginning of the thread. It's a tournament, with a limited number of participants. Watch for the next tournament (if there is one) and speak up at the beginning when contestants are requested.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ordinarily I would go to the trouble of translating that Morse Code, but tonight I can't be bothered. It probably says something like "For a good time, call wirthling", anyway.

My vote goes to LadyJ. Mainly because I think Grandma jokes are funnier than fart jokes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It wasn't a fart joke. It was a Carol Channing joke. And the morse code isn't uproaringly funny. I'll give you a hint...

[Click to view comic: 'Knock, Knock']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

ladyj has my vote merely cuz grandma is my favourite juicepigs song

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I vote for ladyj, because translating that morse code was a waste of my time.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Youch. Gabe is gettin' "spanked."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*resists comment*

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Get it right!

I can't believe I'm winning with that comic. I resigned myself to using it as a submission. I don't think it's particularly good.

However, skagg has made me a corky and the juice pigs fan, and the only song I've actually heard is eskimo. I must go looking for the cds. Napster comes up with nada for mp3s.

As for spanking gabe... all he has to do is ask. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Since it looks like the final round may start soon, and since it also looks like I'll be taking part in it, I humbly request that the deadline for said round not be set earlier than Monday evening (EDT). I'm moving to a new apartment this weekend, and there's a remote chance that this will cause a disruption in my internet access. Everything should have been set up since Tuesday, but this is Verizon we're talking about.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I have no objection to that, provided you let us know if your life settles enough to participate before then. :)

...but there's always the possibility that you'll be up against gabe, and he'll be a bastard about it and say no.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Well, like I said, it's a remote chance. In all likelihood I'll be back here by Saturday evening.

It's currently 5-0. I don't think "possibility" is an appropriate word anymore.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I vote for her, too. I hate fucking morse code. Plus if I have to make one more comic with rules like this, I'll tear out my hair. And I'm already bald. If I have to start on the rest of my body it's going to smart like a motherfucker.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not with new improved ouchless Nads.

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What others say about boorite!

Throw in my vote for Lady J also... it's the Grandma jokes. Definitely.

Just out of curiosity, did the "grandma seizure" joke register even a chuckle? That was the only thing I liked about the comic, myself.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ah, a pun on "grand mal seizure." That completely slipped under my pundar. Good one. Don't be surprised when the Pun Police come knock down your door, though. I think that one was a federal offense.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The Grandma Seizure was the best part. I can't believe it escaped wirthling's notice... gabe's been rocking his world a little too hard lately, perhaps?

I blame temporary inanity.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

well im going away this week so i wont set it till i get back

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Crap. I ran a triathalon this morning and my body wants to keel over dead.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

OK, I know the first two events are the fellatiothon and the 12 km butt-wax, but what's the third event?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Power-felching.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

patiently waiting

PATIENTLY WAITING HERE, YOOHOO.

*sigh*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent