Page one of the Wall Street Journal, bitches!

Too bad his one excerpt of our twenty minute discussion had to be what looks to be an incomplete, poorly worded sentence that kinda makes me look like a tard.

My quote really is the meat of the article. All that shit about Vizio is just fluff.

Meh.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hee hee, Vizio's CEO is Willie Wang.

Hey Mr. Wang, let me introduce you to Dick Johnson, Harry Cox, and Stiffie McSchlongalot.

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I has a flavor!

you came off as a wise consumer in the article

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Kill Whitey.

A web-only article in the Nation, bitches!

That's how you do "meat of the article." :)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Gabe lives!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

gabe_billingsin his defense, the other 19:50 were mostly sentences like "wirthling's balls are so small..."

and where's stripcreator's shoutout? i worked one into the Christian Science Monitor interview, even though i had to revert to "Speaking of the holocaust..."

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what if nigger meant kite

Rabid_WeasleERECTO PATRONUM!

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what if nigger meant kite

I was tested for TB today.

Awesome.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I lived through that earthquake you guys pulled.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

We never let an earthquake stop us.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Rabid_Weasle

Not a magic number when she's English and you're Canadian. There must be some other reason you haven't fucked her yet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Because Weasley keeps cockblocking us.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'd let her perform magic on my wand.

Then I'd SHAZAM on her face.

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I has a flavor!

I just started a new blog.  Try not to piss yourself with excitement.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

Too late.  Your blog made me laugh, and I tinkled in my pants.

Which reminds me...

-----> HERE

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just won $50 on a $5 scratch off lottery ticket.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

biped

This was absolutely great. I'm usually afraid to point out my favorite parts of your blogs, because I don't want to drop spoilers, but in this case since I loved the whole thing from start to finish, I don't have to worry about that. Splendid work.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

It is April 19th, spring-ish as of two days ago... as in all the snow was melted and we got away with shorts and flip-flops...

We're expected to get over a foot of snow in the next two days.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Supposed to reach 66 by tomorrow here in Milwaukee! Woo!

[Click to view comic: 'Why "Family Circus" is only one panel.']

I just saw this strip from il_schmucko. He made it in 2002. I swear to God I thought I came up with this myself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

ZMannZilla

You are now in my top 5 reasons for living.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I got a $340 32' fiberglass extension ladder at Home Depot on clearance for $32.

Now free of previous height limitations I have approximately 1,700 more available target options for panty raids.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

They're finally clearing out that lot from Shandong with the brittle 12th rung, eh?

Or was it the 21st?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i'm on chantix to quit smoking and supposedly it might make me crazy.

please God, crazy, make me crazy....i really want to snap someone's neck and sodomize their corpse. in a crazy way of course....

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Kill Whitey.

Zaster

No, you're thinking of some other ones. These are the Jiangxi models with the faulty pawls and fiberglass beetle infestation.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.