BigFrank105

Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy and POKEMON DAT HO!!!

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I has a flavor!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

BigFrank105

*sigh* You suck. JESUS! is so a Water-type name:

fig. 1: Magikarp finds religion

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

choadwarrior

I did the 50 mile ride last month in 3 hours 15 minutes.

I drove 725 miles one-way to the 100K ride on Thursday and promptly caught a nasty cold that kept me from riding. I drove back today and I'm feeling fine now. Hooray for bad timing!

choadwarrior

That should show those dumb "bikes are an ecologically friendly way to travel" motherfuckers a thing or two.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

All I've gotten to see of the Iron Man movie is the clip from after the end of the credits, and just from that I think it's the greatest superhero movie ever.

 Someone pointed out to me that Marvel made the Ultimates version of that character look just like Samuel L Jackson for a reason...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVid

What were you doing for the first two hours? Giving out handjobs through the glory hole in the men's bathroom?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My band, Scion of Avarice, has recorded a song and released it on myspace. We will hopefully be recording more in the near future!

http://www.myspace.com/scionofavarice

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't mean to hop on Dragon's nuts but I have a band also. I just got done recording an EP

So here it is -- You're Fine EP

enjoy

-- red

I don't have a band.  I've been working on my solo album on and off for 15 years, and may never finish it.  I am very lazy.

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I has a flavor!

Well I can copy you all because I have a song on myspace, an ep and an album I may never finish.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I don't have a band. I don't need a band. I don't even play a fucking instrument. I can play air guitar and still rock your fucking face off.

I had a video on YouTube but it was taken down as a public safety hazard. It rocked people so hard their fucking heads exploded. Just from me jamming on air guitar and howling out Cannibal Corpse lyrics. People were rioting and burning down cities. They had to censor my ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

I'm not sure if you can call what I do to my guitar and bass "playing."  Possibly "fumbling."  Or "strangling."

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

I'm not sure if you can call what I do to my guitar and bass "playing." Possibly "fumbling." Or "strangling."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Luke Hodge has done the old Matt Hardy and got his appendix out while he's injured. Good timing.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

See, now I don't like mustard on corn dogs, but everyone's entitled to their opinion.

I literally laughed out loud when Jacko went airborne.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla

Cool!  That was actually based on a true incident, except for the part about the flying dog.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

if i had a nickle for every time i banged your girlfriend...i'd probably have enough to buy antibiotics for this damn burning sensation when i pee.

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obscenity filter is off

my credit score sucks.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmericanAnd for some retarded reason, checking your credit score makes it go down.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UFC 84 is this saturday. Anybody betting on it?

 I've got:

Penn over Sherk, Machida over Ortiz, and Silva over Jardine in the triple main-event.  

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Agree on the first two but I think Jardine will beat Silva.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed

Yea, I'm more hoping Silva will win than expecting it.

 PS: How is Elvis Sinosic? :l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'm betting homo-erotism will win out over masculinity.

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Poop.