200th reply, I AM the funk-doctor!

it's my birthday by the way, you can sing the song then mail it to me:

kajunfirefly@hotmail.com

all e-cards and nude photos welcome!

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Dad was flammable

HAppy freakin birthday man

no offense just in a bad mood.

how old are you now?

DH-01... I must say, the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that pic was, "Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?"

Anyway, time to reiterate the forum users character rules. You want a character? Follow these steps...

1) Find a good clear picture of yourself, preferably several pictures with a variety of facial expressions and taken from different angles. Make sure that your picture/pictures do not add up to more than 100KB - I'm on a dial-up, and I hate waiting ages for my email to download.

2) Decide on a pose and clothing for your character, and type up an email detailed description of both. Include pictures of distinctive clothing, if you like - every little bit helps when I am trying to draw a good resemblance.

3) Email pics and descriptions to me at dexx@ihug.com.au . Remember - send an email over 100KB and I will be cranky.

One more note - if you are new here, please don't ask for a character just yet. I don't want to make a character for someone who may very well be only passing through. After you have been a regular contributor for a month or two I will be happy to do a character for you, but before then, the chance of me wasting my time is too high.

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dex id like to be on the regular's page if thats ok, ill send you a photo (of me) soon, by the way whats the ULR of the regular's page be cuase i thoght it was stripcrator.com/regulars but dosn't work

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sex

click on DexX's homepage link, by the way fuck, I went to your homepage, very profound!

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Dad was flammable

thanks, youres is a bit shit but never mind!!

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sex

yeah, mine sucks balls, I am aware of this fact.

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Dad was flammable

The second black person I've ever seen wearing a monocle. If that is indeed what it is.

Yeah, mah maw always told me to watch out fer them colored folk.

Bless my lucky stars, a negro!

I wanted to be black but I couldn't afford the cool clothes.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I am going to kill ALL OF YOU.

And the angel's messed up. Those're normal glasses.

Bah, I hear ya, DexX. Pictures it is. I should be able to find a few...

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Home of Adolph Coors by boorite 4-13-01

Looks like I'm the last black person left in Colorado. You're about it. The ironic thing is that "Colorado" means "colored." Say, why don't you bust a move or a rhyme or something? Why don't I bust a 2-by-4 across your flabby jowls? Black culture is so violent.

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What others say about boorite!

The "colored" that "Colorado" refers to is the red hue of the river of that name. So even though the African-American community acquired the term a century or two later, the comic would be more humorously accurate were the first character to be of Native American origin. Of course, more than one of them still reside in Colorado, but then, the same can be said of black Coloradans, otherwise known as "Nuggets".

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Get it right!

As long as we're posting race-related strips, here's my favorite one so far. Although boorite's is tough competition.

True Life Apartment Stories 5: Jamma by Illusionist 1-12-01

Her folks are a trip, yo. Have they ever even been to Ridgmont? Well, some people assume it's a bad neighborhood. You know, because everyone who lives on Frederic is... uh... I'm representin' muthafuckin' Columbia M-D here. And I can't figure out whether that supports my argument or theirs.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yes, DH is a black 'hole.

I've been waiting to use that line for months.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I will kill you.

And whoever said that is already dead.

They just don't know it yet.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Yes, DH is a black 'hole.

I've been waiting to use that line for months.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Location: Seattle - really.

Picture:

That should confuse outsiders that stop by.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dammit! Another on the side of the beardies!

I hate to break this to you, DexX, but Spankling's comic graphic isn't a very good likeness.

Spank has an evil twin in Texas called James. He's the real freak between the two. Especially when the amyl nitrate wore off.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

It must be all the results of an awful transporter accident... just like what happened to Captian Kirk.

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Dammit! Another on the side of the beardies!

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