Is it freckely with a faded tatoo of David Cassidy on it?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No, it isn't wirthling's.

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That word was freckely not festering.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Just saving this thread from oblivion.

Found this on memepool today. Kinda reminds me of something.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Jesus, I just checked out that site and it lists the guy's address on his resume. He lives less than 5 miles from me. No joke.

I'm buying myself a Ronald Reagan mask and having some fun. :)

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He lives less than 5 miles from me. No joke.

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Good lord. Without Obi around to reincarnate it, this thread falls faster than wirthling's trousers at a gay leathermen convention.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This seems like a good place to ask a question any colossal geek should be able to answer. What is ICQ? Is it like instant messenger?

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Yup. I'm pretty sure it was around well before AOL's version. They just swiped a good idea.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't wear trousers when I go to events like that. It just wastes time...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Do you folks subscribe or are logged in or nanoo or WTF? Is there some addressing I can get to id you folks when I'm on? I have that messenger icon and the hotmail address which I believe is related. Am I wrong?

Well, I know I'm "wrong" as in not well or all right...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't wear trousers when I go to events like that. It just wastes time...

A story to relate... I should make a comic for this...

While living in Chicago I happened to be walking past a bar called The Manhole (I swear - not a band name ripoff). It was a gay leather place. It was 2:00 AM. And I almost stepped in a used enima bag.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Man, I know I'm gonna get ripped on for this one, but who cares?

A couple of years ago I actually went to Chicago and worked at the International Mr. Leather competition. Which is sort of like a beauty pageant for gay leathermen, only without Dick Clark to host it.

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Man, I know I'm gonna get ripped on for this one, but who cares?

A couple of years ago I actually went to Chicago and worked at the International Mr. Leather competition. Which is sort of like a beauty pageant for gay leathermen, only without Dick Clark to host it.

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I find that hard to swallow - it must be just a gag. I have a spy who follows you around (kind of a Deep Throat character) who says you weren't working there, but were just making a pain in the arse of yourself. My source told me that after a few stiff ones you were under the table, and spent the rest of the night on your knees in a toilet cubicle. You really should stay off the hard stuff, mate.

(Is that a record for the greatest number of gay innuendos in a single paragraph?)

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Man, I know I'm gonna get ripped on for this one, but who cares?

A couple of years ago I actually went to Chicago and worked at the International Mr. Leather competition. Which is sort of like a beauty pageant for gay leathermen, only without Dick Clark to host it.

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Did they provide the knee pads or did you have your own?

Next?

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I have a friend who at the time was working at the Stockroom (http://www.stockroom.com) and they were setting up a vendor booth there. It was about six times as much to fly another person out from LA than a Cleveland/Chicago ticket was, so they asked me if I wanted to come help out.

I'd just moved to Cleveland, didn't have a job yet so I said sure. It was quite an experience.

I think my favorite memory was of some middle aged housewife who had just dumped her kids off at the theater to see Star Wars Episode-I and then came over to the show to stock up on bondage gear.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Even money on the prospect that Gabe knows, by heart, the lyrics to at least one song by They Might Be Giants.

Any takers?

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Even money on the prospect that Gabe knows, by heart, the lyrics to at least one song by They Might Be Giants.

Any takers?

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Even money on the prospect that Gabe knows, by heart, the lyrics to at least one song by They Might Be Giants.

Any takers?

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No way I lose this bet.

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Urm.... Doctor Worm? I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die? Exquisite Dead Guy? Chess Piece Face?

I am a TMBG nut, by the way, and I have no clue what you are talking about.

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TMBG knowledge is a good barometer of general geekosity.

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Okay, let's see you use TMBG knowledge to measure the height of a building.

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No, that's a rectal barometer.

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