Okay, here is a new thing I'm trying. Photoshopping the existing passports is pretty difficult, what with the background pattern and all. So I created my own passport template (the whole thing created from scratch in Paint Shop Pro). Don't look 100% right, but just wait.

Then I filled it in, printed it out and scanned it in to give it more of a "scanned in document" feel.

I'm pretty pleased, and now I can make a "passport" to use on any scammer.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.