Choadwarrior: Constantly reminding you that liking people with a Y chromosome doesn't make you any different from any other man.

Well, except for that sexy car.

 

Just sayin'. .

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

choadwarriordriving that car in San Diego with the top down past the marina in the top left + boobs = my heaven

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what if nigger meant kite

I'll be like a low-rent Magnum.  Or maybe I can find a friend with a Pink Sikorsky and a robot and I can bring Riptide back.

or i could hide in the glove compartment and talk to you like KITT. (assuming KITT talked about how hot glove compartments are and how they're increasingly smelling of balls)

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what if nigger meant kite

I just remembered I have a Roomba...

 

• 1960's cheap red convertible...check
  
• Cheap robot with limited capabilities...check
  
• Mandingo gyrating his wiener and calling it his "pink helicopter"...check.
  

 

Fellas, I'm ready to pitch this Riptide revival idea to NBC. 

choadwarriortwo more merit badges and it gets upgraded to a red rocket

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what if nigger meant kite

This is seriously not making a joke or anything, but don't Corvairs have a tendency to burst into flame when rear-ended?

Try to be extra careful about ass-end collisions.

OK, that last part was a joke.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmericanYou're thinking of Fieros.  They're the ones that would burst into flames if you so much as put out a cigarette on them half the time.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That is one nice car.

Aside:  If it was hot pink instead of red, *then* it would be flaming...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That picture is BEFORE he got the custom paint job.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It wasn't particularly prone to exploding, but Ralph Nader accused the 60-63 models of having a dangerously high likelihood of rolling over due to the swing arm suspension.  NHTSA later exonerated the Corvair after production stopped.  

I've found that its reputation of leaking oil faster than a teenage fast food employee's face is true, though. 

Well, I've just achieved one of my main ambitions in life--my MySpace page has now been visited in excess of 10,000 times.

 

In case anyone wishes to purchase a gift to commemorate this milestone, I'm registered at Wal-Mart.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HCRoyallYou're thinking of Fieros.

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or maybe the Pinto. it once got rear ended in the burger king bathroom

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what if nigger meant kite

My Top 100 Favorite Actors of All Time

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

mandingoYou're thinking of Fieros.

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or maybe the Pinto.

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Yeah, but shit like that happens all the time on the race track.  Especially when you don't throw the race so Big Joey can make a killing betting on the other guy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

some ginger kids are blasting their parents car's speakers really loudly because they think it amkes them look cool

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I'm not one of them.

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Poop.

yeah you just buy this bike because you think it amkes you look cool

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Batman created by Bob Kane

xxausrottenxx

is a ginger kid the same thing as a wigger?

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Kill Whitey.

no, ginger kids are frosted. wiggers have those little sprinkles

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm trippin' balls on absinthe right now.

choadwarriorthen at this sensitive time, it's probably best not to think things like "my neighbors can hear me breathe," or ask yourself questions like "which house would the sorting hat put Jesus Christ into?"

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what if nigger meant kite

------> here

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Or Newman and Redford as "The Sunshine Boys."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this is a couple of years old but was new to me, so hopefully it is to you and the person on your lap

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