Seeing what I'm up against...

[Click to view comic: 'Series Idea Number Two: The Nestea Cool Snowman Murder']

I'm probably a genius, so you know.

Huh?

I would definitely have to agree:

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I would also agree, but

Is funnay.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is funnay.

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I agree. I think the last panel is hilarious. Particularly...

If Shaft were a snowman he'd be saying things like this. Oh, and he'd be able to fly.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

If Shaft were a snowman he'd be saying things like this. Oh, and he'd be able to fly.

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If Yoda were a snowman he'd be the same. And he'd be a pro with a lightsaber.

Maybe, but wouldn't the lightsaber melt him?

And for those of you confused, yeah, I was trying to make it funny on two levels because it's a pretty long shot reference. It's really a comic for those of us who watch way too much TV.

Here, I'll try this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Knockin' Me Out With Those American Thighs']

Eh? Yes?

Funny ha-ha, funny random, but not funny peculiar

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It'd have been better without the narration, in a battlefield.

Ah, well, I thought I would try to make is seem serious at first, and then... throw in a penis jokes. Because I am empty on the inside.

I enjoyed the last panel of the first, but generally, that's the panel for the punchline regardless.

I really enjoyed the soldier one, however the narration killed it. Just two soldiers would have worked.

Good job regardless.

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Guh? Guh.