Seeing what I'm up against...

Series Idea Number Two: The Nestea Cool Snowman Murder by ambulancedriver 8-06-03

Now I will enjoy a refreshing Nestea Cool. Outstanding! Pardon me, sir. I'm going to murder you. Cool to the core, that is not.

I'm probably a genius, so you know.

Huh?

I would definitely have to agree:

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I would also agree, but

Is funnay.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is funnay.

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I agree. I think the last panel is hilarious. Particularly...

If Shaft were a snowman he'd be saying things like this. Oh, and he'd be able to fly.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

If Shaft were a snowman he'd be saying things like this. Oh, and he'd be able to fly.

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If Yoda were a snowman he'd be the same. And he'd be a pro with a lightsaber.

Maybe, but wouldn't the lightsaber melt him?

And for those of you confused, yeah, I was trying to make it funny on two levels because it's a pretty long shot reference. It's really a comic for those of us who watch way too much TV.

Here, I'll try this one:

Knockin' Me Out With Those American Thighs by ambulancedriver 8-01-03

Every night for the past [a lot] years, two fallen soldiers have risen from thier graves to fight a bloody war that ended so long ago. Boy, I'm gonna mess you up! Oh yeah? Well my penis is bigger than your's! Is not! Ha ha, you had to think about it! Slavery is to the max!

Eh? Yes?

Funny ha-ha, funny random, but not funny peculiar

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It'd have been better without the narration, in a battlefield.

Ah, well, I thought I would try to make is seem serious at first, and then... throw in a penis jokes. Because I am empty on the inside.

I enjoyed the last panel of the first, but generally, that's the panel for the punchline regardless.

I really enjoyed the soldier one, however the narration killed it. Just two soldiers would have worked.

Good job regardless.

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Guh? Guh.