Well I was going to go away and attempt to think of some outlandish and unique rules to challenge you all, but then I realised that would involve some sort of effort on my part, so instead I'll just keep it simple;

You can only use animals in your comics.

Other than that do what you like. Props are allowed but your strip must contain one of the animals somewhere.

Judging will take place sometime on Monday 22nd.

Have fun.

CC211: Pink Floyd's "Animals." by UnknownEric 9-17-03

You're such a pussy. You're such a cock.

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I has a flavor!

... by ObiJo 9-17-03

Monkey, monkey, monkey. You disappoint me. Sorry, talking chair. Hmmm... I think it might be time for a new monkey.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

first one to post an "animals only club" comic loses.

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The Animals, Part 1 by umfumdisi 9-17-03

Hilton Valentine Andy Summers Eric Burdon John Weider John Steel Zoot Money

The Animals, Part 2 by umfumdisi 9-17-03

Barry Jenkins Vic Briggs Chas Chandler Alan Price Dave Rowberry Danny McCulloch

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Overheard at the World-Famous San Diego Zoo by choadwarrior 9-18-03

Damn, those creationists piss me off! What did they do this time? Some nuns had some kids on a field trip outside out habitat and they were saying God made them superior to us. Sheesh. So I flung my poo at them. We're so evolved.

mad cow disease by boinky33 8-03-03

Grrr!

Finding Nemo in 3 panels by boinky33 6-22-03

Hi, Nemo. Hi, dad. NEMO? I found you! That you did!

O, Henry! by umfumdisi 9-18-03

Merry Christmas! I sold my insect collection and bought you this Holy Bible so you could save your soul and ensure our eternal happiness.   !   Holy Shit! For your present, I converted to Buddhism in hopes of returning as an insect and one day becoming part of your collection.   !   I also got you this banana. Sweet.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

:P

At The Kaufmans-Only Club... by umfumdisi 9-18-03

So what's the deal with the monkey? He says he's still evolving. "Look, I'm going to BAN ANNA!" No, that sucks. How do I know you're a Kaufman? I'm Ken-tagious. I'm Ken-etic. Now let me in already.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

History as told by coffee flavoured coffee by Zegota 9-18-03

DUCK! Yes you are. That was a big fucking meteor.

Animals in Spanish Television by Zegota 9-18-03

OI BAMBINOS! PLEASANTOS MASTURBATICOS! TODJORNO ES A NEW FRIENDOS. OLA BAMBINOS, MAGICKOS MUSHROOMOS, ME NAME ES POOPOO BON DJORNO POOPOO. POOPOO VAI LEARN OS A NEW WORDOS TUTTI DJORNO. OI OI OI FANSTASTICO SPERMALI POOPOO. QUELLE ES LA NEW WORDOS POR THIS DJORNO? PORNO

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Hey hey, just got my account upgraded and thought I'd jump right into the competitions, here's my first attempt...

Talent Competition by KleeWFreakly 9-19-03

Yo, check me out Kit, I can totally balance on this ball all day. The humans are just going to love this! Yeah, cute, if you're into demeaning yourself for their pleasure. Oh c'mon, They love it when we do cute little things like this for 'em. Wadda you got? Well, since you asked, I have been working on my pyrokenetics... OH GOD! Damn, I was going for blue flames but this'll have to do I guess.

CC 211: Return of Cindy the Weather Dog by kaufman 9-19-03

Why, if it isn't Charlie the Changeling Critter! I'd recognize you anywhere. Yeah, isn't it great? It's rabbit time. And what brings you to these parts, Cindy? There's a storm brewing. Name of Isabel. She's going to be nasty. Whoa, looks like you're right. o/` It's duck time, it's duck time o/`

CC 211: In Stereoooooohhhh by kaufman 9-19-03

I found the problem, ma'am. It looks like somebody blew the woofer in Oh baby, that was great. your left speaker.

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Old Animals by Spankling 9-19-03

Sigh... Troubles Rex? Someday a hairy little omnivore will use my discarded mortal coil in some disturbingly frivolous way like blowing leaves around. How depressing. Stop whining already! We rule now. They rule then. Get over it! ... ...... ...... I'm... ... I'm going to eat you now. Talk to the horns thalidomide boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC211: Penguin and Pencil by Matchbook_Romance 9-20-03

Hmmm... let's see. Looking good... Nahh... I was thinking more of a trashy/slutty look.

CC221: Your Donkey Brother From Another Mother by Matchbook_Romance 9-20-03

Sorry, I don't get it. Why not purple?   ?

Another feeble attempt... =D

*shrug* Thanks for ruining Finding Nemo for me, Boinky! I hope this ruins Gigli for you!

CC 211: Have you had your nuts today? by Digger 9-20-03

DUED!! u gotta HIED ME wtf 4 i 8 teh mayor's nuts! omfg not agian! I hear teh GUARDS! put on tihs suit, its BULLETPROOF, i mean it will 100% work, not liek...cant get shot bulletproof, lewls. if u looking 4 squirrel who ate those DELICIOUS nuts of teh mayr's.....He died n si in hell 4 teh evil sin of eating NUTS. as long as he lernt his lesson, m8

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Cunning Linguist by choadwarrior 9-21-03

GAAAAAAAAAAACK. GAAAAAAAAAAAAK. GAAAAAAAAAAAAK. GAAAAAAAAAAACK. GAAAAAAAAAAAAK. GAAAAAAAAAAAAK. The worst part of licking pussy is hacking up a giant hairball.

Let's start off with some "old ones":

Duck by lukket 8-25-03

Hi Mortimer Duck Yeah, that's good, now I wanted to tell you something. Duck! You annoy me. Hey! I told you to duck but you didn't listen to me.

Hail to the chimp. by lukket 8-25-03

Uhm... hello Hi. What can I do for you? I have a question for you. But I don't know if I dare ask you. Just ask it. Was the "Planet of the apes" just a documentary? No, but I get that a lot.

One pun too many by lukket 8-25-03

Hi, you make me horny. Hey, I didn't make you horny. Your mother did. Do you insinuate that I have an Oedipus complex? No not at all... I was just stating the facts. Don't bullshit me! I don't bullshit you, if anyone should ... oh. Forget it.

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CC 211: Monkey, monkey... by attitudechicka 9-21-03

Monkey, monkey... Monkey, monkey... Donkey, donkey... Jackass.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 211: A matter of perspective I by lukket 9-21-03

I just got the job at the oceanarium! Cool. You get to be very close to humans, right? Yeah. They're going to ride on my back and play with me in the water. Nice, and then you eat them, right? Dolphins don't eat people. Wicked. You just kill them and let them be?

CC 211: A question of perspective II by lukket 9-21-03

You don't get the point. Dolphins don't hate people. I don't understand that. You really should. Why? "Flipper" was the work of humans. How is human flesh? It tastes like chicken, but that's ok.

CC 211: A question of perspective (does it matter) III by lukket 9-21-03

I just killed a man today. Cool. Shouldn't you be on the run? Naw. They think someone else did it. Heh. Who is that poor sucker? You. I'll go get my fake moustache.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 211: A Space Odyssey For Squirrels by Chi_The_Cynic 9-22-03

CC 211: Planet of the Japes by jes_lawson 9-22-03

What a day! I'm exhausted! The new super-intelligence serum they're testing on me *really* tries one's patience! Ook? Why, Bobo! How thoughtful! Sir, you are a true friend!

CC 211: The Naked Lunch: Rated 'R' (for 'Roaches') by jes_lawson 9-22-03

I just had the best dream... I was a typewriter. William S.Burroughs and I compiled sexually explicit reports on other people, and got high on bug powder! Oh well, back to chewing through the floorboards of the motel for me...