my first effort:

Wild & Wooly by kaufman 10-02-03

Hoo boy, someone needs a little shearing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Number 1 and 2:

The first Amish astronaut by mmyers 10-02-03

WKNN, Kid's News Network by mmyers 10-02-03

Hi, I'm Todd Mableton... And I'm Tammy Freeman, and this is Kid's News, all the latst news and events at Taber Jr High, on the school network. This just in, Greg Walcott is a douche. Film at 11.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Obvious Joke, but hey by mmyers 10-02-03

Heeeyyyyyyy. Heeeyyyyyyyyy. Well...shit.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

look, new art, Martha by boinky33 10-02-03

What?

kinky penguin by boinky33 10-02-03

Come on, hurry up! Ding Dong! She's here! I've been a bad boy! Where's my 100 bucks?

hmmm hmmm hmmm by boinky33 10-02-03

Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Damn! Damn!

hunter by boinky33 10-02-03

It is I, your fairy godmother! What the...? BANG! AHHHH!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT! You're under arrest! It's not fairy godmother season! It attacked me!

meh...... by boinky33 10-02-03

Hey boinky, you're a cunt face! What?!? How dare you! What are you going to do about it, loser? later.... He sure showed me.

boinky shows off his penis by boinky33 10-02-03

Well?  :(  Hmmmm......

woot, art is up, sweet.

Pets by Kaddar 10-02-03

HEY!! I need that bone!! Why? It isn't yours. I know, but it's my dog's birthday.

More silliness.

At the Gates of Valhalla by kaufman 10-02-03

So this is it. I've been killed in battle. Well, might as well go in and have a look around. Welcome, Olaf Lutefisksson. What do you think so far? Quite impressed, I must say, although Thor really doesn't live up to his reputation.

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Two...

Ovine Adventures by umfumdisi 10-02-03

Abraham's Knees! How did this happen Jebediah? I had a "sheepwreck."

My Grandpa Likes To Watch The Squirrels by umfumdisi 10-02-03

The new hunter character does look like my Grandpa. He got a hat like that for Christmas last year!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Since we're getting the obvious jokes out of the way.

Lazy by crabby 10-02-03

Hello. I'm Diane Dinkelberg and for breaking news here's Bill Brenamin. Diane you're a cunt.

Babytective by crabby 10-02-03

I'm a baby. Where's the drugs? I don't have any. What can i interest you in kid? You got any pain killers? This rash is killing me.

An explaination of characters by KaddarComps 10-02-03

This is slime. He is my first character I ever drew more than once (around when I was 7), he reminded me of homestar runner so I figured I'd redraw him for stripcreator. sewiously guwys This was supposed to be a guy with a mullet, but if you prefer it be a drunk girl, well, chubby girls usually have breasts. But whatever. yes that is an upsidedown triforce. this is what I look like when I point, also when I punch. Mainly I like to punch people with upsidedown triforces.

More explainations by KaddarComps 10-02-03

This cat was for last halloween, but I forgot to put it in the zip These characters are kinda the same, can be useful for story arcs Finally a younger black girl. Also the character on the right is my "kaddar" character from roleplaying games, like graal ( www.graalonline.com )

Almost exactly two tears ago, I wrote:

A Tender Moment by kaufman 10-01-01

?     !   Mommy!

Now it's time for the sequel ...

Another Tender Moment by kaufman 10-02-03

?     !   Mommy?

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Almost exactly two beers ago, I wrote:

A Tinder Moment by umfumdisi 10-02-03

?     !   Daddy!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Another one!

Ask Him To Do A Card Trick by Matchbook_Romance 10-02-03

And now I will magically turn this bird back into a lovely woman. HALLAMAZOOLA! Wait, why did you turn me into a cat? When the lunch bag is marked Maestro The Great, it means it's for Maestro The Great.

New Kaddart by dcomposed 10-02-03

Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a detective and found out who did it? So it was Colonel Mustard! Yeah, I think so.

New Kaddart 2 by dcomposed 10-02-03

Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a knight and a king let me marry his daughter? You will be the new king when I die! Yeah, I think so.

New Kaddart 3 by dcomposed 10-02-03

Did I ever do the news report about the ninja that raped a schoolgirl? Please don't hurt me. Yeah, I think so.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

how to draw: A classroom! by KaddarComps 10-03-03

_____________________________________ _____________________________________ _____________________________________ I hate our teacher

Jesus Inc: 9 to 5 by TheGovernor 10-03-03

NEXT!

thanks Kaddar, nice stuff!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!

Following Kaufmans lead,

I made this one back in February

Sun Tzu for Cats by TheGovernor 2-15-03

Cat versus the Birdcage as resolved by the Art of War Calculate a plan with the five woking fundamenatals of strategy: The Tao, Nature, Situation, Leadership, Art. If a fortified area is attacked, One's strength is compromised. Once a challenge is executed, if triumph is prolonged, the strategy becomes dull and the vigor dampened. Attacking a Fortified Area is an Art of last resort. You win this round bird