YOU CHOOSE THE SPY!

[Click to view comic: 'Choose Your Own Adventure-style Action']

Just pick one of these guys that will be the spy in my new series and I'll...uh...do something for you sometime. The characters' names are in their speech bubbles.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

HWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWIHWI!!!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

HWI'S THE SPY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A BACK!!1

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Bryson is the spy because he is the only one looking at someone else, mind you, would a real spy be that obvious?

XXOOO

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I believe the spy is actually none other than Pac-Man! As a true spy, he has hidden himself off panel, although unwittingly has cast his shadow upon the shirt of Gabe.

That or the pink thing.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Ryan. Or the old lady wearing a disguise that looks like Ryan.

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Zzzzz

MADHU DAMN YOU, LOOK... HE'S NAILING A HOLE IN HIS HEAD FOR AN EXTRA EYE! CAN'T YOU SEE?! AN EXTRA EYE!

Bryson has a 99 on his shirt, so I think he is Agent 99 in disguise. Remember Agent 99 from 'Get Smart'? Well, she's old and looks like a fat black man now. The years have not been kind to her.

Plus, someone raped and killed Max Smart before her eyes, so now she's angry and is looking for vengeance. Watch out!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I have to go with HWI. He's debonair, suave...everything that the agent needs to be. I assume he's pantomime, of course.