Hi, I'm mmyers. You may remember me from such previous FTCs as:

ftc#1
ftc#2
ftc#3
ftc#4

Here's the skinny.
-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want; an award may be given for good titles.

FTC #5: Fill in the blank by mmyers 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say...

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I am thinking of.

You want the zinger award, so I can pass the contest on to you but they are all great awards.

I'm planning on judging Tuesday night; I'll inform you of any changes.

XOXX
mmyers

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC V: It's A Dirty Job... by umfumdisi 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... It's just past noon, sir, but we've already tallied 5,000 tons o' crap. Thanks for the report, CrapMaster.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

10^100 pieces of crap by kaufman 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... No need to log in. Subscribe now to google.com home delivery. http://www.google.com/subscribe You average 4,935,638 pieces of crap a year. Thanks, Mr. Google.

One Day in Deaf-y Jones' Locker by kaufman 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Well, gee, I only tossed you and the red one in today. Are you hard of hearing or something? I said "crap," not "carp"!

You wouldn't believe how much restraint it took on my part not to say "herring" in the second one. But it wouldn't have been right for that comic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC5: I don't think I get the point by Zegota 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Is this Mars?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC #5 by attitudechicka 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... This is the third one of these this week. Maybe we should start a return policy.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

FTC #5: The Scoop on the Poop by BigFrank105 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Whoa, where am I? Last thing I remember I was being eaten by a giant then going through the intestines... ...but I'd say A LOT!

FTC #V: POOr McDonalds by Matchbook_Romance 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... I'm here from McDonalds. I come to pick up the package of your special beef additive for our burgers. Right this way sir.

FTC #V: Under The Sea, Under The Sea... by Matchbook_Romance 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... I come down here to look for my sweet, sweet, Ariel. Yeah about that, she told me to tell you that she turned lesbian.

FTC 5: Woooo I'm Funny by Rabid_Weasle 10-23-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... "Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?" See, it's not that hard.

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Poop.

Fi$h and chip$ by smamurai 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Plaice your bets! ( somebody shoot me please ) Hi! I'd like to dabble my hand in crap. Pick any table you like sir, we have hundreds here at the (ahem) Solid Goldfish Ca-sea-no, where 'it's not just the waves who are the high-rollers.' etc.

OMG I can't switch off the fish/pun generator in my head now. Please make it stop.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Need to know, Ed. Need to know. by ObiJo 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... How much crap do you think gets thrown in here daily? 3.623 megatonnes. But don't tell Ed.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No Psychic Awards to be found here ...

HowMuchCrapWouldACrappieCrapIfACrappieCouldCrapCrap? by kaufman 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... CUT! That's the third time you blew it. The line is "I Heard Tuesday." Do I have to tell you that till I'm blue in the face? Join the crowd!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Am I in the right contest? by ObiJo 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... So then he says, "Oops... Sorry about that. Whenever I start drinking I forget who got what in the divorce." What crap!

No Europan fish were hurt in the making of this comic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Following the rules is for nerds.

A bad award is better than no reward, right? by EvilZak 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... ...but I'll ask anyways.

And apparently, so is breaking them.

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AFROMANS MOVE

FTC#5: Reusing Punchlines, Volume One. by UnknownEric 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower?

FTC#5: Social Commentary by UnknownEric 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Does Nick from the Backstreet Boys count as crap or arse?

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I has a flavor!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC #5 : Science Museum by niteowl 10-25-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... ...but we've got another doll from the space exploration exhibit in our fishtank.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #5: It's quality... by jes_lawson 10-24-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... OK, I've got one Steven Segal box-set and a Celine Dion compilation. Sign here. ...but it's not quantity that counts...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This is my first contest on this account, but I suppose it's worth a try.

FTC: Brown Below the Sea by IB_XC 10-27-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... Ungh...ahhhhh. Oh yeah. I don't know, but I just made a contribution to it. I hate humans.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

FTC #5: Fishy Theater by fzh 10-27-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... What Critics are saying about Nemo McFishson's new play "Monkey House" It was very degenerating to simians, McFishson made many a crude, imature joke about throwing feces. The script was lame, the plot was dry, and the costumes were non-exsistant.

Airsuit1's new role as a one-note character by EvilZak 10-28-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... BURRITO ATTACK! ...but I'll never sleep with Diarrhea Man's wife again.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Sorry I've been gone, gang (family emergency), but I'm back now and I'm here to tell you, You've got about 8 hours before the judging. Get those last minute strips in.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I had big plans for making this fun and entertaining, but life got in the way. Fortunately, I had your great comics to make me laugh yesterday as I discovered the nail in my car tire. Let's rock.

The Best Title Award

goes to: ObiJo

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185616

The Best Use of CrapMaster Award

goes to: umfumdisi

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185327

The I Don't Know Art, but I Know What I Like Award

goes to: Zegota

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185394

The Semi-Psychic Award

goes to: attitudechicka

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185422
My comic:

FTC #5: Psychic comic by mmyers 10-28-03

Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis? Hard to say... But man is it a shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like this, though.

The Silver Award

goes to: smamurai

for the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185339

The Creativity Award(s)

goes to: Unknown Eric

for the comics: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185628
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185630

The Zinger Award

goes to: ObiJo

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=185616

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To the next HOSTS:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Well deep-fry me a midget, I was happy with just the title award. Thanks, double m.

I'll think of a comic for the new one and post it later today.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.