Your mission, if you wish to accept it, is to put in a final frame for this comic:

FTC #7: Copy This! by Rabid_Weasle 11-03-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Let's just pretend this is a closet door

You can flip the last panel around if you need to.

Voting should be sometime around this weekend.

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Poop.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

FTC: Blow Up Sex by Ewwwww 11-03-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Dont worry honny, thats just mommys blow up sex doll.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Monsters Kink by ObiJo 11-03-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Evening ma'am. I'm afraid that I am indeed a monster. What's more, in order to power our fine city, I'm going to be fucking you till you queef out "Danny Boy". To bed, boy! Momma's got company!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC 7: Really Scary Monster by kaufman 11-03-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Can you hear me now? ... Can you hear me now? ... Canyouhearmenow? AIIIIIEEEEEEE!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This is a situation with which some of us are all too familiar.

FTC 7: I Hate It When This Happens by IB_XC 11-03-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Psst...I thought you said he was sleeping over at his friend's tonight. Why, it's just Daddy! Now son, why don't you cover your eyes while he goes back to his room?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

The Boy Who Cried Poof. by smamurai 11-05-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Madam I assure you your son has got me all wrong. For you see I am a mincer and I am most definitely OUT of the closet. Well I am afraid you and your naked boyfriend will have to leave. I need to lock my son in there for getting me out of bed with his unfounded stories about monsters in closets.

[font=impact]Voted 'Most promising SC newbie 2003'. " Like boorite but funny and young "[/font] they said.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC#7: Mellon Cawleys and the Infinite Closet. by UnknownEric 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Hi, I'm Billy Corgan. Now I know the Zwan album sucked, but that hardly makes him a monster.

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I has a flavor!

FTC #7 : Monster by niteowl 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... What's the frequency, Kenneth? It's just Michael Stipe, Kenneth.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 7: What my Mom would say by mmyers 11-07-03

Mooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you. See, honey? It's just Dracula or something. It's Dracula or some wrestler or something. He's wearing jewelry so he might be Mr T. Damnit, I'm Nosferatu. Don't you ever watch TV? Sheesh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

It's Sunday night, and it's time for some action packed awards! Woooo! Yay!

Psychic Award

Goes to: Inflatable_Man

For the Comic:

My comic was:

FTC #7: My Comic by Rabid_Weasle 11-09-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Oh, it's just your uncle Frank!

Most Similar

Goes to:
UnknownEric
And
niteowl

For the Comics:

FTC#7: Mellon Cawleys and the Infinite Closet. by UnknownEric 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Hi, I'm Billy Corgan. Now I know the Zwan album sucked, but that hardly makes him a monster.

FTC #7 : Monster by niteowl 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... What's the frequency, Kenneth? It's just Michael Stipe, Kenneth.

Best Title

Goes to:smamurai

For the Comic:

The Boy Who Cried Poof. by smamurai 11-05-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Madam I assure you your son has got me all wrong. For you see I am a mincer and I am most definitely OUT of the closet. Well I am afraid you and your naked boyfriend will have to leave. I need to lock my son in there for getting me out of bed with his unfounded stories about monsters in closets.

The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to:IB_XC

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 7: I Hate It When This Happens']

Most Sexual

Goes to: Pretty much everyone... Good job sexing it up.

Creativity Award

Goes to:UnknownEric

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC#7: Mellon Cawleys and the Infinite Closet.']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:IB_XC

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 7: I Hate It When This Happens']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:Ewwwww

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC: Blow Up Sex']

Good job everyone, next one's yours Ewwwww.

Here is the link you need.

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Poop.

It's Sunday night, and it's time for some action packed awards! Woooo! Yay!

Psychic Award

Goes to: Inflatable_Man

For the Comic:

My comic was:

FTC #7: My Comic by Rabid_Weasle 11-09-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Oh, it's just your uncle Frank!

Most Similar

Goes to:
UnknownEric
And
niteowl

For the Comics:

FTC#7: Mellon Cawleys and the Infinite Closet. by UnknownEric 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Hi, I'm Billy Corgan. Now I know the Zwan album sucked, but that hardly makes him a monster.

FTC #7 : Monster by niteowl 11-06-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... What's the frequency, Kenneth? It's just Michael Stipe, Kenneth.

Best Title

Goes to:smamurai

For the Comic:

The Boy Who Cried Poof. by smamurai 11-05-03

Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Madam I assure you your son has got me all wrong. For you see I am a mincer and I am most definitely OUT of the closet. Well I am afraid you and your naked boyfriend will have to leave. I need to lock my son in there for getting me out of bed with his unfounded stories about monsters in closets.

The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to:IB_XC

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 7: I Hate It When This Happens']

Most Sexual

Goes to: Pretty much everyone... Good job sexing it up.

Creativity Award

Goes to:UnknownEric

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC#7: Mellon Cawleys and the Infinite Closet.']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:IB_XC

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 7: I Hate It When This Happens']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:Ewwwww

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC: Blow Up Sex']

Good job everyone, next one's yours Ewwwww.

Here is the link you need.

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Poop.

I'll keep it close to my heart. Thanks Rabid, and nice job everyone. The next FTC will be up in about 30 minutes.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.