Well, I'm new to this site, and it actually took me a few days to realize there were forums and when I read them I saw this thread about an "ultimate run-on sentance" that intrigued me, so I read it and discovered that it was over forty pages long, a fact which prompted me to wonder how fast such a string grows, in turn prompting me to start a similar string of my own, which I hope will result in...

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It's not a toy! It makes real cupcakes! With a 40-watt bulb! But the secret ingredient is love, dammit!

the sentance ending the next post.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You are mean, and you suck, and I hate you.
Go lick the carcas of some barn animal that met it's demise at the hands of an Extra-Terrestrial.

(¬_¬)

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It's not a toy! It makes real cupcakes! With a 40-watt bulb! But the secret ingredient is love, dammit!

Can't I just kill it myself?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanks for the mean comic, MisterShit. I am making one about you now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Here is my comic, captain whiner.

Seeing as you are so knowledgeable, you should understand that by refering to you as "little buddy", I have established that I believe myself to be superior.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wangs, and also: dongs!

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Dad was flammable

this is like the cartoon network of the internet

I wrote a 127 word sentence today. I decided two paragraphs in a liability release could be combined into one terribly terrible sentence...behold:

In consideration for the repairs and/or maintenance on my vehicle, I voluntarily agree to release, discharge, indemnify, and hold harmless the XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXX High School District, its Board of Trustees, officers, employees, agents, volunteers, and students (hereinafter XXXXXX) from any and all claims, damages, losses, injuries, and expenses, including attorneys fees, suffered by me or any third party arising out of or resulting from any and all repairs and/or maintenance to my vehicle, whether they arise before, during or after completion of the repairs and/or maintenance, which are or claimed to be in any manner directly or indirectly caused, occasioned, or contributed to in whole or in part through any act, omission, fault, or negligence whether active or passive of the entities and persons identified herein

MisterFeces is shit.

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Poop.

Spoken like a true legal professional, Choad. I don't think I've ever been more scared of the English language...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The scary version was in the first draft, which was probably about 200 words long.

You forgot "and they mamas, and they dogs, and that little motherfucker up the street who's probably gonna borrow it to go to the store".

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

hey, did anyone else notice that the thread is "Endless Senteces are fun!"? where's the 'n' in sentences? maybe this means that MisterFeces was supposed to be MisterFences, he just has an anti-n disorder.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

quote:

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I wrote a 127 word sentence today. I decided two paragraphs in a liability release could be combined into one terribly terrible sentence...behold:

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RACIST

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AFROMANS MOVE

;)

B!
B!B!B!B!B!
B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!B!

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

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DIE THREAD

Posting in it doesn't help.

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Batman created by Bob Kane