These comics aren't funny. I was just taking a break from hating other people.

Why I Hate Ewwwww by dcomposed 11-14-03

He doesn't love me the way I love him.

Why I Hate areallystupidguy by dcomposed 11-14-03

He's a really stupid guy. And not in a cute dumb chick way. He's just a really stupid guy.

Why I Hate bunnerabb by dcomposed 11-14-03

He's just a little old. Oh, hi bunner.

Why I Hate mAAk by dcomposed 11-14-03

His name is too much like Rodney Mack's name.

Why I Hate brad by dcomposed 11-14-03

Brad sucks.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate Tobor by dcomposed 11-14-03

Hey Tobor, want to cornhole me? Not really.

Why I Hate Inflatable_Man by dcomposed 11-14-03

I blew in the wrong nozzle.

Why I Hate Bargaintuan by dcomposed 11-14-03

Farscape. Quincy. Dr. Who.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle by dcomposed 11-14-03

Weasels are so small, they can get in "places". You don't want a Rabid_Weasle in those places. (hmm.. maybe I do...)

Why I Hate Scyess by dcomposed 11-14-03

"ess" implies feminity. Damn, was I suprised when I went to his strip club. Really, I am a woman! I'm just in a man's body!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oooh! Do me! Do me!

I thought you'd never ask.

Oh, and dcom, good job on teh funny.

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Poop.

At this rate, dcom will have a comic for everybody... =D

Why I Hate dcomposed by dcomposed 11-14-03

I just made 22 comics about people I hate.

Why I Hate boinky33 by dcomposed 11-14-03

Now get up out your seat because my beat is so complete / I'm movin everybody from A to Z / And when it comes to straight up rockin, I'm second to none / From Doug E. Fresh to LL or DJ Run They say hammer how you do it? I got it like that / My posse's ever rollin, We keep it in tact / Just put on the hammer and you will be rewarded / My beat is ever boomin, And you know I get it started My grandma says I'm fresh.

Why I Hate Matchbook_Romance by dcomposed 11-14-03

Hey, Comic Cup! I think I'll vote! PM from Chicka: You're not in the cup, you can't vote. Hey, another round! I think I'll vote! PM from Chicka: Stop voting, you have to be in the cup to vote. Here we go with round three, I better get to voting!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... x10! I thought those days were behind me... =D

Why I Hate Dcomposed by Rabid_Weasle 11-14-03

He never cleans up after himself. See, there's his bloody arm!

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Poop.

Yay Rabid!

Why I Hate little_kitty by dcomposed 11-14-03

Do you mind if I make out with Inflatable_Man? Can I make out with Rabid_Weasle? I'm just going to make out with all your friends. See you later, k?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate boinky33 by dcomposed 11-14-03

Now get up out your seat because my beat is so complete / I'm movin everybody from A to Z / And when it comes to straight up rockin, I'm second to none / From Doug E. Fresh to LL or DJ Run They say hammer how you do it? I got it like that / My posse's ever rollin, We keep it in tact / Just put on the hammer and you will be rewarded / My beat is ever boomin, And you know I get it started My grandma says I'm fresh.

Yes. Yes! YES!

Why I Hate Dcomposed Part II by Rabid_Weasle 11-14-03

*whistling* *trip* Oof! Damnit! Dcom, would you zip up for Christ's sake!

Why I Hate Dcomposed Part III by Rabid_Weasle 11-14-03

Wangs. Dongs. Hey, speaking of wangs. Mine is huge.

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Poop.

Why I Hate kaufman by dcomposed 11-14-03

Everyone on my block has a pet horse. Sounds like a great "neigh"bourhood. I'm so poor I made a belt out of pasta. That's a waist of pasta. You could have eaten it! I'm pregnant. Great! I can make pasta now! The prego's here!

Why I Hate BigFrank105 by dcomposed 11-15-03

How was I to know "BigFrank" refered to his name and height?

Why I Hate trippingbillee by dcomposed 11-15-03

hmm.. Outside The Inbox.. that souds pretty good... Wait.. one track is by Sex Piano! I don't want this! I can't believe I almost broke a $5 for this.

Why I Hate AccentuateNegative by dcomposed 11-15-03

It took my eight tries to spell his name right.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate Arby's by areallystupidguy 11-15-03

o-zjooooo! o-jooooo! CUE ANNOYING MUSIC *kisses puppet* *kisses back* *shots of burgers, more annoying music* good lord what have we done?

i think i have touched on a very important subject here.

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It's grime time.

I'm not one of your favorites and I'm not one of the people you hate. I think it's your indifference to me that hurts most, dcom...which kind of means you hate me! yeah!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I started "Why I Hate mmyers", but I just forgot about it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

u r such a h8r dcom. I h8 u k thx bye

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

u r such a h8r dcom.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Why I Hate gabe_billings by dcomposed 11-15-03

Hey you know how Trinity dies at the end of Matrix: Revolutions... I do now!

Why I Hate crabby by dcomposed 11-17-03

He does not suck dick.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Crabby doesn't suck dick? Since when?

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Poop.

Maybe he just wouldn't suck mine.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I will, buddy....

I am all out of air.

Someone blow me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Why I Hate Ewwwww-2 by dcomposed 11-22-03

I have 257 pms! I have 251! I win! That's because you stopped pm'ing me a month and a half ago! You stopped pm'ing me TWO and half months ago! Oh yeah...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate GlazeYaDeadDonut by dcomposed 11-22-03

Glaze looks just like dcom! Coincidence?!? My old lady is laughing at my gangsta shizzle. I think I'ma have to bust one in her. And I'm not talking about a nut.