ivytheplant did a lot of strips about spam. I'm surprised not to see a thread in here about it, so here it is, plus some strips that just came very easily.

Monty@Python.NOSPAM.net by jes_lawson 11-19-03

The rumour is that there's only a handful of individuals responsible for 90% of all internet junk mail. If I could find them I'd have to dismember them of course, but I bet I'd be surprised to find out who it was... SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Spammity SPAAAM! Lov-e-ly SPAAAAM!

Sucks@stripcreator.NOSPAM.com by jes_lawson 11-19-03

The rumour is that there's only a handful of individuals responsible for 90% of all internet junk mail. If I could find them I'd have to dismember them of course, but I bet I'd be surprised to find out who it was...

Sucks@Stripcreator.NOSPAM.com REDUX by jes_lawson 11-19-03

The rumour is that there's only a handful of individuals responsible for 90% of all internet junk mail. If I could find them I'd have to dismember them of course, but I bet I'd be surprised to find out who it was... o/ Yeah, I wanna knoooow! o\ o/ Where the hell the days goooo! o\

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I should probably switch to Captain Obvious for this (but then I'd have to find my password again later and I'm lazy), but you forgot Ivy's oh-so-wonderful Spam strips.

All you care about is yourself!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

quote:

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I should probably switch to Captain Obvious for this (but then I'd have to find my password again later and I'm lazy), but you forgot Ivy's oh-so-wonderful Spam strips.

All you care about is yourself!

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An intervention with a Spam addict by mmyers 11-19-03

Charles, I can't go on like this. It's destroying our marriage. You've got a problem. We need to talk. No time to talk? 1000 free minutes of cellphone time. Increase your penis size by 43%!!!! That's your answer to everything, Charles, sex. Well sex won't cure this and neither will your large penis. Work from home and earn up to $50,000 a year!!! dhirof34 wjfdso8j8 od876cbx Oh, you'd like it if I quit my job, wouldn't you Charles! Well I'm quitting you, Charles. I'd rather be alone. I hope you and your spam are happy together. Single? Lonely? Meet hot singles now. Ready for action! Hot Hot Hot girlz!!! gjd436 dhsg!!!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Justspam League by ivytheplant 11-18-03

Introducing......................................... Superspam!.........................Batspam! Ê Someone likes you and we'll tell you who it is! Be Feared In the q eqm rpahhe 874187 wtyszt egnitmwlh wminve 23381 Aquaspam............................................. ................................................Hawkspam! Barbie for the Holidays Get rid of wrinkles with no injections The Martian Spamhunter!.............................. ............................................Wonder Spaman! Look Sexier Overnight ovqnhfgffpneyg4206 3 556 Bah...they have all the cool names.

Upspamming Movies by ivytheplant 11-18-03

Rush Hour 3 Starring Jackie Spam! Bed- room zhafojjl hwsn sho ggijd 843375 txdey You can look and feel years younger. f pkzayjx htr Universal Soldier 16 starring Jean-Claude Van Spam! Mail you love to hate Achieve a fuller, firmer bust without risky surgery The Stargate SG-1 Movie starring Richard Dean Spamderson! guys & gals get size icaciswyjofrssocddjo5237 I can't believe I agreed to this.

And one from mmyers I spotted

An intervention with a Spam addict by mmyers 11-19-03

Charles, I can't go on like this. It's destroying our marriage. You've got a problem. We need to talk. No time to talk? 1000 free minutes of cellphone time. Increase your penis size by 43%!!!! That's your answer to everything, Charles, sex. Well sex won't cure this and neither will your large penis. Work from home and earn up to $50,000 a year!!! dhirof34 wjfdso8j8 od876cbx Oh, you'd like it if I quit my job, wouldn't you Charles! Well I'm quitting you, Charles. I'd rather be alone. I hope you and your spam are happy together. Single? Lonely? Meet hot singles now. Ready for action! Hot Hot Hot girlz!!! gjd436 dhsg!!!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Why I Hate Spam by dcomposed 11-19-03

My penis isn't getting any bigger.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's because 45% bigger from 0 is still 0.

LOL

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Poop.

Oh yeah.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

that was harsh...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You can post as the Captain without logging out, just change the name and password in the posting window, you'll still be logged on as chicka but the post will be from Mr Obvious.

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Dad was flammable

I find dcom's to be the funniest.

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Dad was flammable

So do I, but only because I made it. (thxkajunomglolrufus)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

^_^;;

Spamburger by Matchbook_Romance 11-20-03

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB I don't know what the guys in the forums are talking about, but I love my spam with rice. It's delightful with ketchup as well.

Spamburger by Matchbook_Romance 11-20-03

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB BRB I don't know what the guys in the forums are talking about, but I love my spam with rice. It's delightful with ketchup as well.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I meant to post my Spam comics but I got distracted. Apparently I can make my breasts AND my penis bigger!
Anyway, here's some new goodies:

If My Family Spammed Me by ivytheplant 11-20-03

Mom Be Skinny Overnight efbrihavbo3485 Improvement is Guaranteed urstnopusz52611 Dad Call Home! Fw: Credit declined, application Grandma You Can Have That Special Someone qfoyehkyqgml55516 Ivytheplant, horny singles in your area DyLodF1vlH Wlp36B4TpROYQPegrP

Spam Demands Too Much by ivytheplant 11-20-03

Become A Criminal Justice Professional! But I like being a geologist... Date Real Horny Women In Your Area! bomurzpz I prefer the fake kind. STOP SUFFERING IN SILENCE * jfjquxcyzs Get outta my head!!!

Spam = sneaky. Parents = sneaky. Coincidence? I think not! by ivytheplant 11-20-03

Work Part Time Hours! Get FULL TIME INCOME! Turn 25 cents into $200 a week, as many times as you like, e a I TOLD you! I want to be a rock star! Work full-time while earning your degree Our Decision Case-caonwdbupfjspf 410212 NOOOOOOO!!!

This one was actually inspired by a real spam subject line which read "Lengthen Your Maleness".

Bulk by ObiJo 10-08-03

obijo - Grow your personal parts to enormous enormous lengths! Elongate your trouser snake till it wraps around the world twice! Lengthen your maleness up to two time zones! Increase your member till countries bow! Governments topple! Worlds collide!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So what happens if I don't put the little "backslash comic" thingie in?

Phone Spam 2 by ivytheplant 11-25-03

u haven't live if u haven't tried out this new stuff Wanna Be a Sex Machine saxwmdcp647 SAY GOODBYE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION I didn't think this was possible Don't miss Bette Midler Unreal how low it has gotten