I made a couple of strips about Wacko Jacko, but really I'd like to see what you people can come up with regarding Michael Jackson's recent arrest.

Here are my strips:

Ripped from the headlines: Michael Jackson by thochaos 11-21-03

So new allegations have come up against Michael Jackson. Yeah, fiddling with kids is illegal, apparently. He's given himself up and is now out on bail. Sure isn't a good time to be Michael Jackson. When IS a good time to be Michael Jackson? I dunno, recess? Summer vacation?

RFTH#2: Wacko Jacko by thochaos 11-21-03

Now this is the second time that accusations of child molestation have been made against ol' Wacko Jacko. I hope they fry that freak this time and don't let him off just because he's a celebrity! *glorp* Thabs grabe pop, *glorp* bud do I hab do keeb doig this? *glorp* How many times have I told you son, don't talk with your mouth full!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

The Raid on Neverland Ranch by mmyers 11-21-03

Any luck, sergeant? No sir, none yet. We'll keep looking around. I'm going to go on another ride on the carousel and look for clues. Also, I recommend riding the pony. Good idea. I'm going to look for pornography around the slushi machine and maybe on the trampoline after that. Good call. We've got a group of officers heading to the roller coaster and then maybe a nap after that. Meet back here at 1600 hours. Eek. Eek?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hahahaha nice =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Michael Jackson by boinky33 6-14-03

o/` The kid is not my son! `\o He's my boyfriend! Hello, officer.

My contribution to the almighty Wacko Jacko comics... enjoy! =D

MJ Revealed by Matchbook_Romance 11-23-03

And we'll take you back to Dcomposed Unplugged in just a few minutes. We have Janet O'Janet for some late breaking news. Thanks Bill. This just in, Michael Jackson has admitted to molesting those poor, young boys. Who would of ever thought that a pop legend could do such a thing? The judges will decide his sentence within this week. Wow... I'm at a loss for words right now. Wait wait, this just in... Michael also admits that it was not him who kissed Lisa Marie Presley at the MTV Awards, it was his stunt double and faithful friend, Manuel Johanson.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Now even I'm embarrased by this one =/

He's bad, you know it by thochaos 11-27-03

The lights go out at Andy's house... *CRESCENDO* Andy? Are you ok? Are you ok Andy? Just then, the lights came back on... Michael Jackson just came into the window, it was the sound of a crescendo. He came into our apartment and he left the cumstains in my armpit! Oh my God! Then that means- No! Don't say it! You've been touched by a sick pedophile!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Our comic will continue After an Important announcement. by Goshi 11-19-03

We have some breaking news! ..It seems that pop superstar and psycho Michael Jackson has mollested a child! Right now there is little information, we will be sure to inform you as we find out more. I was mollested. Oh yeah, and thousands of people died in some Middle Eastern country in the biggest terrorist attack yet. But who gives a shit about that stuff anyway?

Dumb-dumbs.

That was great, Goshi.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Came across this one today. Wiped it off and posted it here for you guys to see.

Michael Jackson strikes again! by DrewD007 12-08-03

Inside Neverland ranch.... Hey buddy! I got you some bee- errr.. uh soda! Just a second I need to go to the bathroom... Officer! Quick quick! Some nasty plastic monster was in his boxers and offering me soda! Ok kid where was it? What in the.... Sorry officer but your a little old for me... ow!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

We both carry sacks though. by ObiJo 12-05-03

Ho Ho Ho! You're not Santa Claus! I'm Cigasanta. Cigasanta? Instead of gathering up toys and giving them to children, I gather up children and give them to Michael Jackson.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That one is great. It almost makes me wish I was Michael Jackson.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

:(

Micheal Jackson Strikes Again by marie517 11-23-03

Hi Im Micheal Jackson.. will u sleep with me? SURE!! only if u pay me... But why should i pay u i beleive all kids need a bed to sleep in! BECAUSE YOU WILL MOLEST ME AS I SLEEP!! o yea ur right.... how much do u want... ooo lets say around 3 million?

Micheal Strikes Again 2 by marie517 11-23-03

ok ... micheal i love ur songs!! Follow Me hunny.... Here we are now arent u tired why dont u lay down... Sure ive always wanted to sleep in ur bed! Come closer... Hey get off of me stop touching my penis

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