Get ready! Post one of your funniest comic strip right here! You can only submit up to two comics. The winner will be announced in another posting!

Who will win the 1st Annual Jet Comic Strip Contest?

Maybe You!

Ending date of contest:
December 6th, 2003

Good Luck!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

This seems like a really gay idea. Just a contest for any comic?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's like an ad for genital wart cream.

Hooray For Random Contests by Rabid_Weasle 12-02-03

This contest sucks! So... did I win or what?

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Poop.

Contest Entry by niteowl 12-02-03

final fanstany!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

i shall claim the title. you're going nowhere, million dollar man.

The world explodes by areallystupidguy 8-13-03

They are in a spaceship! yay! welp, the world blew up and only we survived. *sniffle* all those cute goth girls... the world just blew up, and that's all you can say? oh come on...like YOU won't miss 'em...

Pirates! by areallystupidguy 8-24-03

I'm so glad you could let me join your crew! Is it ok if i take my girlfriend with me? Arrrr! There be no women folk on this ship lad. women's bad luck on a ship. ...then who do we screw? Arrrr! good point, me heartie! how did you convince the captain to let me on his ship? um...i just know how to talk to him, I guess.

dude, i just realized that that pirate comic is number 170002. how disappointing is that?

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It's grime time.

now its time for some severe soup-based ass whoop!

A Swell Date by TheNewSoup 11-20-03

hey. how'd your date go? terrible. huh? why? the whole date kind of went downhill after dinner. the service was awful, the food was terrible, and she found a fried chicken head in her ice cream. dude, how the hell can a date go downhill from THAT? is it even possible for a date to get worse? well, my braces got caught on her navel ring and we had to call the fire department to get us undone...

no life by TheNewSoup 11-03-03

I HAVE NO DAMN LIFE! well, back to downloading pictures of lesbian gothic chicks!

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Legalize Love!

Why the hell are you people entering?

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Poop.

rofl

Because it's so stupid that it's fun!

Arrrrh! by thochaos 12-05-03

You know what I'm sick to death of? What be that, me hearty? Spam emails that promise to enlarge my penis, or sell me cheap viagra. I bet it's all just a big scam anyway! Don't be too sure of that. Why not? This ain't a wooden leg I be standing on. Arrrrh!

I said I wasn't going to do this by thochaos 12-05-03

Are you all right? Lately you seem kinda depressed. I really miss Molly. I didn't realise you two were so close. It's not that... I just really miss looking at her tits.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

THOCHAOS!
IS THE WINNER!
CONGRATS!

Since I posted it outside of this thread, the official winner has been announced INSIDE the thread ON the official ending date.

Congrats. It was hysterical, the one about spam and the missing molly one.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

THOCHAOS!
IS THE WINNER!
CONGRATS!

Since I posted it outside of this thread, the official winner has been announced INSIDE the thread ON the official ending date.

Congrats. It was hysterical, the one about spam and the missing molly one.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Yes!!!! My life-long goal is at last realised! I am the winner of the 1st Annual Jet Comic Strip Contest!!!!

YEEEESSSSSSS!!!! Now I can die happy!

See you again this time next year!

LOL

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

AHAHAHHAH thochaos
im so glad i made your death happier now than it was before lol

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

finnaly a story part 2 by Skillmasta_Brett 5-11-03

the old "oops i dont know how my finger got there" trick should work hi what!!! ill be right there so close! uh-oh!! what are you doing? whatever, look can you please give me a ride to my house? pleeaase!!! ill make it worth your while our hero decides to play along for now whats up with your car? its a little high tech isnt it. please baby thats just the stereo, this cars really a classic pinto.

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Let's play the tree game!!!

finally a story part 3 by Skillmasta_Brett 5-11-03

our hero learns a lesson about driving a girl home when she lives in missouri this place dosent look right, something has gone awry welcome to my house i call it hell!!!! i knew that finger trick should have worked witness my true form!!! hahahaha what the hell will our hero do to save himself hmmm this wasnt in the axe effect commercial! now ill eat your soul

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Let's play the tree game!!!

Genius. :)

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The Russians used a pencil. ;)

Metabad meets Santa! by metabad 1-24-04

my first christmas...so many memories... and what do YOU want for christmas little...umm...boy! That's ok! Take your time! uhh.. Oh crap! Not another one! I wanna become immortal and kill you!

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Untitled by metabad 1-24-04

three hours later... What's taking that bitch so long? my crap tastes like Chocolate! I should know! I've tasted it! ...You're a sick ugly old poo!

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