Yo. Everyone's freaking and stressing out lately, and it's no good for our karma. I'm not going to lie, I'm one of them. Let's all make some comics and chill out. I mean, do you really ENJOY fighting with people who were once your friends? Or people you never gave a chance who obviously share at least one interest with you, if they're here. Go to your happy places. I see you back here in 5.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You can't make me you fcuking nazi!
Dont fall for her shit. She's probably comin back with a chainsaw.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'd be perfectly willing to chill out if I had more money, was famous, was having sex with at least 10 different women, preferably at once, and opened everyone's mind on the entire planet. If any of you can help me with that, I'd chill the fuck out right quick.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

i find those to be low desires...

*chills out*

I'm with nate on that one, for once. We all do have real differences, but c'mon. And mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

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I'm chilling out as soon as I finish the INSANE AMOUNT OF WORK I HAVE!!!!

I still hate you all, regardless of what Chicka has to say.

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Sex Piano.

Don't hate...celebrate. Or masturbate.

Don't Hate... by niteowl 12-19-03

...just Mediate. Hallucinate, Desegregate, Mediate, Alleviate, Try not to hate... Love your mate, Don't suffocate on your own hate, Designate your love as fate, A one world state as human freight... The number eight, A white black state, A gentle trait, The broken crate, A heavy weight, Or just too late... Like pretty Kate has sex ornate... oof...out of breath. Fuck it, this song has too many lyrics. Commence hating.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I think I'll stick to hate.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Are you offering some free love, Chicka? Because I'll gladly take any you have to spare.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Life's too short to be hatin', dcom.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I couldn't be more filled with love, the only reason I am ever cranky on here is because the ratio of love received to love given is completely shit.

Also, smamurai's flashing light sig gif makes me want to kill.

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Dad was flammable

This coming from the guy with a Samurai Jack icon.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shut up, text boy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Bite me, Mr. "All I have is an icon".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Now with added text.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ah, but does your sig have essential vitamins and nutrients?! I DIDN'T THINK SO.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm not filled with hate at all. I am filled with extreme disappointment in people. I always have high hopes and high expectations of people, and the world is not a pretty place sometimes. But suring the holiday season, I will say that I LOVE YOU ALL! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY TESTES!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I love all of you. Except for you, yeah you, the one with the sig.

I'll just commense plan B then. I'm afraid I'll have to eat your brains now.

KatClock and smamurai's sigs both drive my eyes crazy, and I wish that KatClock would make longer posts so reading them is not so hazardous to my health.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm taking medication that makes me cover one eye when driving so that I only see one road. So I pretty much hate everything right now, including chocolate, sex, and Jesus.

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My third eye is watching TV for Jesus right now.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

My third eye has conjunctivitis right now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

OK, I don't hate everything. I just chatted with lara7, and I love her like a sister. Except she's not my sister, and so sex with her would not be incest. It would however be adultery and therefore unacceptable. What I mean is that she is neato, and I feel cheered up. Isn't it an unexpected boon when a friend comes out of nowhere to cheer you up? And I have known her for about 20 years. So I guess what I am saying is not everything is shit. Some things are great and make life worth living.

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Sweet. Lesbian incest is the best. I saw two hot identical twins making out on Jerry Springer once. I think if he ever contributed to society, it was with those two girls.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.