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All right, you. Hands up all who have been fired for insubordination in the last three days.

*raises hand*

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Insubordination? Nice! I almost got fired for that a couple years ago, but I quit before the beady-eyed asshole manager got the chance to give me the ax.

What happened?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

So many funny people are fired or tagged for insubordination. They can't keep us down, brothers! We're too creative to be boxed in by other people's stupid rules. Viva la Revolucion!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mental note: if habnem offers you Doritos, don't eat them.

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Poop.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

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All right, you. Hands up all who have been fired for insubordination in the last three days.

*raises hand*

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They (I won't tell you whom, but their name rhymes with "Vest Buy") had wanted to get rid of me for a while, and part of me wishes the excuse I wound up giving them had been a good deal dramatic.

The short version is, my new asshole GM came around and browbeat me for not finishing a task that requires about three people (I was alone). Rather than get in an argument, I practiced what he correctly identified as passive resistance, embarking on a task that, while technically a part of my duties, he didn't really want me to do. I was scheduled out at 8:00, he berated me at 8:15, and the task I undertook would have lasted until midnight. He didn't appreciated my diligence.

The funny part is that in the letter he wrote to attach to the HR paperwork, he likens me to Gandhi and uses that as his rationale for firing me. Needless to say, I've been accused of worse (:

Anyhoo, I would have quit the job a long time ago, except that would have disqualified me from unemployment insurance; therefore, in a pretty roundabout way, I win. I can get paid (if not much) for recording my album, which I didn't have time to do whilst employed. Viva indeed.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

MENBAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude , shit bosses exist. Play their game until theyre forced to fire you, and then move onto the next one.

I have one. You can have mine. Pain in the fucking arse that she is.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You should use that if future employers ever ask you why you were fired from there. "Management thought I was too like Gandhi."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Indiana sucks. I got my life threatened and then fired for calling another daycare "associate" an unfit mother. She was too.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I also worked for (rhymes with Chest Pie), habnem. The company is evil. I gave them a great reason to fire me. I walked the fuck out on them. I have never worked somewhere so predicated on shameless selling and pure lies. We were encouraged by managers to tell a customer we didn't have a product if they weren't interested in buying the service plan.

They also had a write-up quota. If there wasn't a certain amount of write-ups per month, or week during the Christmas season, corporate came down on them.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ehh, i don't really hate that company i've come to call "circuit city in blue"--it's just retail. managers is managers, wherever you go, but the ones who encouraged you to manufacture product shortages were the exception (in my experience, anyway).

in the meantime, i've been offered a job i applied for two-and-a-half months ago. i'll be a secretary for the indiana state police, pending a background check. speaking of which, if they call any of you, don't tell them about my first few comics. i was young and stupid (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I know NOTHEENK.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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in the meantime, i've been offered a job i applied for two-and-a-half months ago. i'll be a secretary for the indiana state police, pending a background check. speaking of which, if they call any of you, don't tell them about my first few comics. i was young and stupid (:

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heh heh. after living in vegas for a year and a half, i definitely understand how the lack of jack-in-the-boxes hurts indiana. or is that jacks-in-the-box?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars