Frenchy "Fried" Potatoes by biped 5-15-04

I'm Frenchy Potatoes! Frenchy "Fried" Potatoes, that's me! Excuse me, sir, aren't you Frenchy Potatoes? Frenchy "Fried" Potatoes? That's me! Can I have your autograph? Sorry, I can't read or write! Then could you just say something condescending to me? It's for my little girl -- she's your biggest fan.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Spankling the Unauthorised Biography by smamurai 5-18-04

"When I was a kid my dad caught me reading gay porn." I found it in the street. NOOOOOOoooooo! "He locked me in a wardrobe with the San Francisco 69ers. I wasn't allowed out till I smoked every one." Glorp! You got skills son. "He tried the same trick when he caught me drinking alcohol one day." Jimmy's dad gave me a wine-cooler. I'll teach you about the horrors of alcohol son. Get in that wardrobe. The 69ers are on the way and they're drunk.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

smam, that was funny as hell but I can't figure out why it exists.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WHat do you mean? I know spankers aint gay, but it is an unauthorised bio after all.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Conversations With Kaufman 1 by MikeyG 5-19-04

I am really tired of hearing all the back- and double-talk from the Bush Administration. George W. and his cronies have totally run roughshod over the Bill of Rights, you know. GWB is one evil mother. What's so evil about the George Washington Bridge? Ha ha! It leads to New Jersey.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Grabtastics" is a common name by biped 5-19-04

They call us the Grab-Tastics! Because we grab people in their tastics! And we never let go -- even if you cut our heads off! We're the world-famous Grabtastics. We grab people and force them to do gymnastics. Yeah! And if you're not careful, the pommel horse will rip your fucking testicles off! Howdy. I'm Ed Grabtastic, and this is my wife, Helen Grabtastic. Together, we're known in these here parts as the Grabtastics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Two tough ones to quit by Spankling 5-20-04

I have but one vice and that is chocolate. Chocolate and violent anal sex.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dig Your Own Grave by biped 5-19-04

WELCOME to the "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE" show! And now, meet our first contestant! I'm not sure I'm clear on the rules...what happens again? Well, sir -- basically -- you dig your own grave, and then we shoot you in the back of the head and bury you. But...but that's awful. Why would they put on a show like this? Well, it does sell mouthwash and deodorant, sir. And, the kids seem to like it. Are there any fabulous parting gifts for my next of kin?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Slashin' of the Christ by Spectre_General 4-16-04

On the set of "The Passion" I don't remember the bible talking about all that blood... It's in "John." Now act really goy so we don't piss off the Jews. Are you sure he's an actor? And we're rolling... Cue blood spurting... okay, and enter Satan... His blood will be on me and on my children!... and on my pants... and on my dog... Throw yourself from this cliff and I'll give you eternal life!

This is an old one, but I find the last line of this one incredibly funny. I think it's just me.

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Don't take crap from the zeitgeist.

An Armpit Of One by biped 5-31-04

Lemme see...did I take a bath this month, or last month? Hey, lady! Take a whiff of my armpit! GAAAAAA!!!!! Must'a been last month!

Dance Muh Cob by biped 5-31-04

First ya take yer left wing, and put 'er right there! And then ya take yer right wing, and wave it in th' air! And then...hmm, how'd the rest of that chicken dance go?

Barnyard Buddies by biped 5-31-04

We're best pals, aren't we, Invisible Man? We sure are! What about me? Oh, we're best pals too, Unseen Voice-over Man! And we're best pals, too, Invisible Wilt Chamberlain! Oops, sorry... Ow!

Terror Tour by biped 5-31-04

Over there's muh first wife... And over there's muh second wife... And...let's see, where'd I bury muh third wife? Oh yeah, you're muh third wife!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Silky Claus and his eight Nasty Bitches by MikeyG 6-01-04

Ho' ho' ho', bitches! "On, Gobbler! On, Gummer!" "On, Hummer! On, Trakmark!"

Silky Claus and his eight Nasty Bitches 2 by MikeyG 6-01-04

"On, Crackhead! On, Crotchrot!" "On, Blotchtwat! On, Cockshark!" Guided by Slutstain the Sloppy Surper!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Teacher Got a Ruler by Spankling 6-01-04

30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one except February - which is totaly ass-fucked. Uhm... yes...Billy? You may see me after school. Sweet! Did you bring condoms? So young... So tender...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

More Than Two Chords by Rabid_Weasle 6-10-04

You know, I really hate Nickelback I think I'm going to strangle Chad Kroeger with more than two extension chords. Just for the irony.

I quite like that one.

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Poop.

Road Trip by biped 6-09-04

Excuse me, is this France? No, monsieur. Eet eez Mexico. Pardon me, am I in Spain? No, senor. Joo are een Switzerland. Well, crap. I'll bet this isn't even Antarctica. Worst...road trip...EVER.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

under arrest by boinky33 2-21-04

You're under arrest for abuse of a corpse. How dare you. I was very gentle with that corpse.

Untitled......or is it? do do do do do do by boinky33 1-13-03

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I don't hate you because you're beautiful. I hate you because you murdered my dog and raped him in the eye sockets with a strap-on. Good times.

Waiting for Jesus by boinky33 9-15-02

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This is Jimmy He is an idiot The End

Boob spelled backwards is boob by boinky33 9-01-02

I see dead people! Then stop digging up their graves and having sex with them! No.

confessioanl by boinky33 6-22-03

Come into the confessional, my child. But I haven't sinned. Want to?

In reference to that last one:

Boinky you magnificent bastard.

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Poop.

How could you not love boinky after reading such a great cross-section of his comics?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

More Irony, More! by Rabid_Weasle 6-13-04

Isn't it ironic that these days I'm more of an individual by not getting a tattoo.

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Poop.

My first comic in awhile...

Weenies Roasting Over An Open Fire... by Ewwwww 6-13-04

Goddamnit, its been twenty minutes and this pig testicle is still pink!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

NON-FRANKENSTEIN COMICS not starring: Frankenstein by biped 6-14-04

NAKED BETTY BOOP!!! Did you know that your penis is erect, Jeff?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Santa Said A Bad Word by biped 6-14-04

LOOK!!! IT'S GRAMPS!!! HE'S NOT DEAD AFTER ALL!!! OH, BOY!!! GRAMPS!!! YAY!!! GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!! GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!! SHUT UP, you stupid kids! I'm not your damn GRAMPS! I'm Santa Claus, DAMN IT! "Damn it"! Ha, ha! I'm going to start saying "damn it" now, because Santa Claus says it! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! Well, you might as well start saying "shit" too, because that's what you're both getting for Christmas! SHIT!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Why Kobe Bryant doesn't "date" high-class girls by MikeyG 6-18-04

Stop strugglin' bitch, and shut da fuck up! No, please! NO! I said SHUT UP, BITCH! PLEASE! Stop, PLEASE! What, bitch? Yo' ass don't wanna get raped? Well, it's just dat da cops gon' ruin my manicure when they scrapin' yo DNA out my finganails.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.